Another Schmooble Alert!

[sandmansister]

Came home to find a very schmoobly card from Arbiter_of_cool in the mail. Yep, snail mail. From a boy. He even got little glitter ♥ to put in it! Seriously.

*le sigh*

Luckiest. Grrrrl. EVAR.

*points at self*

And he says I am so much more than he deserves... what a silly man he is. I think I shall keep him.

I mean, I licked him. That means he's mine,

Comments

[dleighb]

Actually, I think the proper thing to do is to lick your hand in front of a bunch of ladies, then wipe your hand down his chest while saying "MINE" in a long drawn out purr with a dangerous look in your eye that promises death to anyone who does not get the message and crosses the line. Actually, he doesn't even have to be present as long as people know you are talking about him.

That right there is as good as a handfasting.

[rowangolightly]

*chortle* You know, I can see her doing that. And while I have yet to have the pleasure of meeting this chap, I have a notion he's be grinning the whole time she did it.

[sandmansister]

Who are you kidding? He'd be saying, "Uh, honey... a little lower and to the left."

;-)

[rowangolightly]

*ROFL* Yeah, that's true....

Mine would, too.

[waterlilly]

Yep. You lick 'em, they're yours. That's got to be in the law someplace, right? :)

Nodnodnod

[sandmansister]

If it isn't, it sure should be!

[skye_blue]

:)

[snow_lynx]

Yup. You definitely have licky rights. Dibs only counts in the state of Texas if you lick in a place not just anyone can get to, or you'd have licky wars and that would be just unsanitary.

This makes me so happy to hear!!!!! (The schmoobly bits, not the licky wars)

[skye_blue]

ok i'm running to the bedroom to unlick will. can u do that????

[sandmansister]

No, don't unlick! That puts your focus on what you don't want. "What you resist persists." Focus on what you do want, and RUN TOWARDS IT!

Remember - the "what" is yours to worry about. Leave "how" to the Universe.