PSA

[sandmansister]

I am not a turnip. If I were, there would be no more blood in me.

STOP SQUEEZING!!!

kthxbye

P.S. The dead horse also requests a cessation of flogging.

Seriously.

Comments

[kymberlynn]

Love the Amy, Pet the Amy, Give the Amy Booze and step away

[sandmansister]

I love that you know me so well!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

[sandmansister]

Tangent, eh?

Oh look, a chicken!

Sadly, that might actually work around here. Our Senior Managing Director actually spoke those very words in a meeting earlier this year. (I immediately called blondelace, of course.)

[sbbish]

Yeah, but just think how many dead horses around here have been resurrected due to the constant beating. Granted, they don't usually live long, but I can think of one that has died and come back to life 4 times in the past 2 years.

[sandmansister]

When I tell someone, "I am working on your project as fast as I can, but it's something I've never done before so I have no idea how long it will take" and that is not enough?

[Activate SMITE mode]

At least it's not someone in our department (though I'm sure they can hear my teeth grinding--even over the gurgling of my will to live circling the drain--all the way downstairs).

Undead zombie horses... yeah, that's the way of it. *reaches for pointy implements of smitation*

[sbbish]

Ooo, ouch! That sucks! I always wonder when "I don't know" quit being a valid answer. They'd rather have you make something up than tell them that.

New movie idea: Night of the Beaten Dead Horses
Get a bunch of Thestrals from the Harry Potter movies to star in it.

[yinshu]

Here, you'll probably be needing these, I've been finding them useful around my workplace lately: *hands you her sword of Bitchly Smackdown, along with a nice steaming cup of back-the-fuck-off*.

[arbiter_of_cool]

Not much for hot drinks. Being your own geothermal reactor tends to sour you on them. But Hate makes good ice. So if you need the icicle of unrequested catheter and the snowcone of cold contempt you can let me know. :)

If I can get up the energy

[gelfling33]

I'll help you smite them. But my head splooged last week because of my moving target project and I am still recovering.