Beef vs Chicken

[sanada_g]

My (mortal) elder brother has  sent me a letter complaining that his wife cooks mostly chicken and seldom beef, proclaiming that the former is more versatile and delicious. He wishes to know if there is a divinely sanctioned preference for one of those meats.

...as far as I know, the gods accept both kinds equally well as offerings.

Comments

[inappropuri]

Insanity. I'm with your brother on this one, Sanatato. Get the man more beef.

[inappropuri]

I'm being abandoned... and replaced by a stuffed shark and a potato.

[kaminokusaki]

Oh no you don't, selfish lone ranger, Niou Masaharu. You aren't clucky, remember?

[inappropuri]

I can like cuddling with particular people for my own selfish benefit, and not be clucky, you know.

[kaminokusaki]

You get clucky. At least, you definitely did last year.

[inappropuri]

that was different

[kaminokusaki]

If it makes you feel better, you'll never be cluckier than Sanada.

[inappropuri]

I think I'd be more interested in seeing if the Zeus or the Jupiter side is cluckier.

[kaminokusaki]

It's obviously the Jupiter side. Just by last year alone.

[inappropuri]

It's kind of hard to compare. The potential for your winter-ness and me getting blood noses don't really match up.

[kaminokusaki]

Maybe Jupiter campers are more clucky over Persephone campers and Zeus campers more clucky over Apollo/Artemis campers.

[inappropuri]

I.... don't think I'm an Artemis camper anymore.

[kaminokusaki]

So I need to go get your things?

[inappropuri]

... I don't know. Do you think I should risk it and see if I'm still allowed?

[kaminokusaki]

Risk all you want, but I think you'll be denied entrance.

[inappropuri]

Can you give me a corner of the Persephone cabin to remake my nest in?