Fic: A True Renaissance Man

[samzgurl]

 

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[meadowlion]

This is very cute. =) I'm in awe of Kurt's bladder, though; even if he can't handle his alcohol, with three cups plus three bottles, he can at least handle lots of liquid!

[samzgurl]

Hahaha. I was afraid someone would call me out on that. How exactly do you gracefully write in potty breaks? ;-) Let's just assume that "splash a little water on my face" is Kurt's euphemism for pee like a race horse.

[meadowlion]

Hee, that's a fair point. Kurt almost certainly would speak euphemistically about bodily functions.

[samzgurl]

I'm thinking so. It's one of the many things he and I have in common. ;-)

[specialj67]

I continue to love your banter-bringing skills! Drunk Kurt, much like drunk Blaine, is never not welcome at a party.

[samzgurl]

Aw, thank you, darling. Drunk Kurt was hi-larious in my head. Glad you enjoyed. :)

[rena_librarian]

Clearly Blaine learned some alcohol skills after spending a night in Kurt's bed at the Hummel-Hudson Home. XD

[samzgurl]

Yes. Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Also, snuggling helps a hangover. Hee. It does, he swears!

[fara1903]

Poor drunk Kurt! His bladder is going to protest all the water he drank!

[fountnofthought]

“Babe?” Blaine whispered, tugging at Kurt’s arm.

“I really am, aren’t I?” Kurt slurred in response.

OK, I've read this how many times now? And that, that right there? Makes me laugh like a loon every time (or, you know, giggle discretely, since I'm in public). Also the patting on the cheek and "you're pretty." It's somehow both dismissive and affectionate, and all Kurt. I love it a lot. This little vignette is made of a whole truckload of funny, bantery win. And yes, it's so great that I just turned banter into an adverb. Take that, grammar police tendencies!

In conclusion, you = awesomesauce. The end.

[samzgurl]

And you, my precious, are awesomesaucier. I <3 you so much.

The "you're pretty" is perhaps my favorite line in the whole fic, so I'm extra glad you liked it too.

Thank you for saying nice things. You're my favorite.