Press conference

[samschoiceus]

Though it has been some time since I adopted my celebri-child name "Almond Joy," I've yet to fully embrace it. I don't like being called the full "Almond Joy," but AJ looks so lonely and malformed - like the leftover scraps of an aborted Indian name. So I tried to work with it, embellish it, make it more me. The result was my symbol -

Comments

[samschoiceus]

Sure, why not?

[samschoiceus]

When I read that line, I couldn't help but hear Vincent Price's voice.

[mod_mikey]

you could have at least tried to hide the fact that you're ripping off Prince's symbol, but alas you're even listening to him.

[samschoiceus]

Why on earth would I hide the fact that I'm ripping off Prince - that's the joke. 'Sides, I'm not ashamed of listening to the man. I always feel as if I'm getting a lesson in Musicology.

[mod_mikey]

you'll have to excuse my friend, he's a little slow...

[samschoiceus]

Slow, perhaps, but not yet delivering apostrophes to an imaginary audience.

[spudinski]

Doofus formerly known as AJ, got it. And no one wants Vincent Price back more than I do. I ran across a movie taped from tv in the early 90s the other day which featured Vincent Price directing his Igor to clean a dungeon with scrubbing bubbles. I guess once you've agreed to star in "The Fly" it's not hard for a career to snowball downhill into cleanser commericials. But, alas, I could have told you, Vincent, that the world was never meant for one so beautiful as you.

[samschoiceus]

I kinda like "The Fly." I guess I can't differentiate between vintage Price and career-collapsing Price.

The D is back?

[onebadparadigm]

I never knew you were such a fan of the musical duo of Jack Black and Kyle. When's the new album coming out?

I enjoy playing stupid; this is fun! I shall go watch the news now. *flips the channel to Hannity and a Wife-Swapping Midget*

Re: The D is back?

[samschoiceus]

I hope you enjoyed that odd fusion of Fox News and the Fox network. Maybe one day we can watch Bill O'Reily get mauled by an angry bear, or Shepard Smith run shirtless through a low-income neighborhood while the cops give chase and take aim.

Good but ...

[magnolian]

I do like your symbol, but please do not let those other Princely attributes filter into your life. We will have problems if you start running around in purple crushed velvet and eyeliner. I will enlist Morris Day to take you out. Jungle Love!

Re: Good but ...

[samschoiceus]

Well, you might have Morris on your side, but the Time's got my back.