Not original, but still amusing:
D'ya wanna know the creeda
Jacques Derrida?
Dere ain't no reada
Dere ain't no wreida
Eida
I was in HMV last night and found there was a documentary about Derrida on DVD for sale. Imagine paying money to watch a documentary about that old pseud.
OK, yes I did consider it, but no, I didn't buy it.