RE:Rocky Horror
Title: RE:Rocky Horror
Author:ah_lisa
Rating: PG-13ish
Character(s)/Pairing(s): pre-slash Sam/Kurt
Author Notes: I'm not sure how to write Sam anymore... D: But I told myself, 'Self, you need to make these emails a series. You spent way too much time thinking up clever email addresses not to.' So, yeah. Here it is. e.e
Warning: light spoilers for 3x05
Disclaimer: The characters, they are not mine. Neither's the show.
Summary: ”It may not seem like it, but Brittany is actually a pretty good dancer.”
Monday October 25, 2010
Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
It may not seem like it, but Brittany is actually a pretty good dancer.
-Kurt
RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
uh ok? i nvr said she wsant
RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Or, if you’d prefer someone else, I’m sure Mr. Schue could spare some time as well. That is, when he isn’t preoccupied with preparing for the show.
-Kurt
P.S. You misspelled wasn’t.
RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
wat r u tlaking about? spare time for what?
RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m much more observant than you give me credit for.
If you’re still at a loss as to whom you should go to dancing lessons for, I’m always available, though I don’t come very well recommended according to Finn.
-Kurt
P.S. You misspelled talking and possibly what; I’m not sure if the first misspelling of it was intentional.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
wait wat? dancing lessons?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Yes. Dancing lessons.
-Kurt
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
look dude, not that im being ungreatful or nything, but i think i can take crare of myself. thanks tho
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
I know you don’t think it such a tremendous obstacle right now, but you aren’t going to do well in sectionals if you don’t learn how to dance now. Glee isn’t just all singing and harmony; the judges look for exceptional dancing skills as well. Therefore, I suggest you learn how to dance early, rather than put it off at the last second.
-Kurt
P.S. Ungrateful isn’t spelt with the word ‘great’ in it. Also, you misspelled care and anything as well.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
ugh. cant i just stnd in the middle of the stage nd flex my mscules or smthing?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Sure. Maybe this year all the boys can just take their shirts off and the judges will base their scores on the number of abs being flexed onstage.
-Kurt
P.S. Today’s misspellings are: stand, muscles, and something.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
maybe. :)
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
You’re not bothering with dance lessons, are you?
-Kurt
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
P.S. No spelling errors this time, thank God.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
srroy, mi seplhceclk inst wroknig rgiht, cna u tlle?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
I’m sorry, I don’t speak Na’vi.
-Kurt
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
tsa'u nìhawng kwang.
p.s. oe si ke pxel sreu.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Dislike dance all you want, you still have to do it.
-Kurt
P.S. Lì'u ‘kawng’, ke ‘kwang’.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
hey, you said you didn’t speak na’vi you liar
p.s. spellcheck is back, u happy now?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
You don’t have to be fluent in a language to use an online translator.
-Kurt
P.S. Not until you perfect the Time Warp, no.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
:(
Friday October 29, 2010
no subject
From: Sam
To: Me
ha, show’s canceled. no more dancing! :D :D :D
RE:no subject
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
You just keep thinking that.
:D
-Kurt
*TRANSLATIONS IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
-that is too bad
-I do not like dance
-the word is ‘kawng’, not ‘kwang’
Author:ah_lisa
Rating: PG-13ish
Character(s)/Pairing(s): pre-slash Sam/Kurt
Author Notes: I'm not sure how to write Sam anymore... D: But I told myself, 'Self, you need to make these emails a series. You spent way too much time thinking up clever email addresses not to.' So, yeah. Here it is. e.e
Warning: light spoilers for 3x05
Disclaimer: The characters, they are not mine. Neither's the show.
Summary: ”It may not seem like it, but Brittany is actually a pretty good dancer.”
Monday October 25, 2010
Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
It may not seem like it, but Brittany is actually a pretty good dancer.
-Kurt
RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
uh ok? i nvr said she wsant
RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Or, if you’d prefer someone else, I’m sure Mr. Schue could spare some time as well. That is, when he isn’t preoccupied with preparing for the show.
-Kurt
P.S. You misspelled wasn’t.
RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
wat r u tlaking about? spare time for what?
RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. I’m much more observant than you give me credit for.
If you’re still at a loss as to whom you should go to dancing lessons for, I’m always available, though I don’t come very well recommended according to Finn.
-Kurt
P.S. You misspelled talking and possibly what; I’m not sure if the first misspelling of it was intentional.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
wait wat? dancing lessons?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Yes. Dancing lessons.
-Kurt
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
look dude, not that im being ungreatful or nything, but i think i can take crare of myself. thanks tho
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
I know you don’t think it such a tremendous obstacle right now, but you aren’t going to do well in sectionals if you don’t learn how to dance now. Glee isn’t just all singing and harmony; the judges look for exceptional dancing skills as well. Therefore, I suggest you learn how to dance early, rather than put it off at the last second.
-Kurt
P.S. Ungrateful isn’t spelt with the word ‘great’ in it. Also, you misspelled care and anything as well.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
ugh. cant i just stnd in the middle of the stage nd flex my mscules or smthing?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Sure. Maybe this year all the boys can just take their shirts off and the judges will base their scores on the number of abs being flexed onstage.
-Kurt
P.S. Today’s misspellings are: stand, muscles, and something.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
maybe. :)
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
You’re not bothering with dance lessons, are you?
-Kurt
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
P.S. No spelling errors this time, thank God.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
srroy, mi seplhceclk inst wroknig rgiht, cna u tlle?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
I’m sorry, I don’t speak Na’vi.
-Kurt
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
tsa'u nìhawng kwang.
p.s. oe si ke pxel sreu.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
Dislike dance all you want, you still have to do it.
-Kurt
P.S. Lì'u ‘kawng’, ke ‘kwang’.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
hey, you said you didn’t speak na’vi you liar
p.s. spellcheck is back, u happy now?
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
You don’t have to be fluent in a language to use an online translator.
-Kurt
P.S. Not until you perfect the Time Warp, no.
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Rocky Horror
From: Sam
To: Me
:(
Friday October 29, 2010
no subject
From: Sam
To: Me
ha, show’s canceled. no more dancing! :D :D :D
RE:no subject
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
Sam,
You just keep thinking that.
:D
-Kurt
*TRANSLATIONS IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
-that is too bad
-I do not like dance
-the word is ‘kawng’, not ‘kwang’