Chord and Taylor Swift at a hockey game ~*~OMG THEY MUST BE DATING/ENGAGED/MARRIED~*~

[overstreets]

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[anonymous]

i swear... she gets ALL the good guys -.- i wonder what shes going to call the song she writes about him.

[jumblebelle]

CHORD
YOU WERE THE LORD
OF MY HEART
BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THAT YOU FART
YOU ALSO HAVE A REALLY WEIRD OBSESSION WITH CHRIS THAT SEEMS REALLY UNHEALTHY AND KIND OF GAY AND I FOUND THOSE LETTERS YOU WROTE TO NICOLE KIDMAN TELLING HER TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM WHICH ARE KIND OF SCARY
ALSO YOU ARE REALLY HAIRY

I AM OBVIOUSLY THE NEXT TAYLOR SWIFT

[overstreets]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN

EXCEPT CHORD IS PRETTY HAIRLESS

[jumblebelle]

THAT CROSSED MY MIND, CHORD'S SHIRTLESS PHOTOS MAKE DARREN LOOK LIKE A GORILLA IN HIS SHIRTLESS PHOTOS BY COMPARISON LOL.

WE'LL JUST TAKE IT AS AN EXAMPLE OF USING ANY WORD THAT RHYMES WHETHER IT MAKES SENSE OR NOT.
OR MAYBE HE HAS YETI FEET AND HIDES THEM FROM THE WORLD.

ALSO I WAS TRYING TO AFFORD RHYMING IT WITH FAIRY TO AVOID STEROTYPES LOL SO MUCH THOUGHT PUT INTO THIS.

[ohmyhevan]

YOU HAVE A WEIRD OBSESSION WITH CHRIS

TRUE

FACTS

you are the next tay swift

[melloslash]

Taylor Swift looks a lot like my BFF (not random at all)

[itsavinylday]

Kurt: Taylor, I'm doing you a favor by telling you that Joe Jonas is the first of a long line of conflicted men that you will date, that will later turn out to be only the most flaming of homosexuals.

I kid.

But seriously gais! They're clearly discussing which hockey player they want thrashing around in their penalty box!

[verms]

OHMAHGAH THIS ^___^

[ohmyhevan]

chord looks so cute tho

i love that cap

[lepergnome]

seconded. :3