RE:Blaine

[ah_lisa]

Title: RE:Blaine
Author:ah_lisa
Rating: PG-13ish
Character(s)/Pairing(s): pre-slash Sam/Kurt, now featuring some Blaine/Kurt so brace yourself
Author Notes: As I said about...two weeks ago, I promised myself to make this a series, so here ya go. Apologies for the shortness. And I couldn't fit in any mentions of Sam's storyline for this episode, unfortunately. Maybe some other time. Also, no Na'vi this time around. Sorry!
Warning: light spoilers for 3x06
Disclaimer: The characters, they are not mine. Neither's the show.
Summary: ”...it's a cool name, isn't it?"

Thursday November 11, 2010
Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
…it’s a cool name, isn’t it?

RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,

Most Importantly: No spelling errors and proper grammar? Either I’ve taught you well or this is Finn on your account trying to pry into my personal life again… Oh, who am I kidding? Finn’s grammar is even worse than your own.

Least Importantly: I suppose it is, in comparison to ‘Sam’.

-Kurt

RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
nah. sam is a much cooler name. it’s easier to rhyme with ;)

RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
The easier it is to rhyme with, the more simplistic it is.
-Kurt

RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
kurt, burt, dirt, skirt, flirt, curt, hurt. yours sounds pretty easy to rhyme with too.

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
You did not just compare me to dirt.
-Kurt

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
nono, i compared your name to dirt, not you

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
…Hm. As fascinating as this conversation about rhyming names and dirt this is, I know you’re avoiding something. Since you seem so keen on avoiding the original topic, I’ll get right to it: Why are you asking me about the name Blaine?
-Kurt

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
no reason.

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
it just mustve been a cool name to make you smile like that and everything.

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me
You snoop. I swear, if you have told anyone--Finn, Quinn-anyone whose name rhymes with ‘bin’ or otherwise, I will break into your home and empty your shampoo bottles to replace them with cheap brown hair dye that will look so bad, the entire school will know you as ‘the Justin Beiber kid’ by the end of the week and will continue to call you that for the rest of their lives.

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
whoa, geez, calm down. i didn’t tell anyone, i swear. i just noticed you looking all smirky during the girls’ number the other day and…got curious, i guess. idek, just…chill, your scret bf is safe wit me

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
The fact that you were watching me text my supposed ‘secret boyfriend’ during the girls’ leather-clad performance concerns me.
-Kurt
P.S. Thank you. Also, you spelt secret wrong.

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
whats ‘supposed’ mean? you mean you arent dating?

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
No, and I’m not sure how that misconception came about. Do you often text Quinn random words of encouragement such as ‘courage’ in your spare time?
-Kurt

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
i thought it was a weird couple thing, idk. and you seem to like him a lot…

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
He helped me through a lot, if you must know. I’m grateful to him. He did all these things for me and he never even asked for anything in return. And if this admiration will lead to something more…then so be it.
-Kurt

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
he helped you? througgh what?

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
…kurt?

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
oh fine, through*

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
………….kurt??

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Kurt Hummel
To: Me

Sam,
Goodnight.
-Kurt

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
wait, it’s not even that late

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
kurt?

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
Kurt?????

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
DDDDDDD:

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
this is why you have 124 messages on your phone, you’re always ignoring people!!!! :(

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
……………………

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
……………………

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
………………….:(

RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:Blaine
From: Sam
To: Me
….goodnight.