why I love internet porn.

Feb 23, 2009 18:47

I was complaining to my mother on the phone about my uni classes and my absolutely shitful timetable, and she says to me:

"You have to look after your own destiny."

There's complete silence for a second, so I can make sure, yes she really did just say that, and then I laugh, BECAUSE MY MUM SOUNDS LIKE A MERLIN FANGIRL ( Read more... )

nothing of consequence, fic what!, sheepage, real people doing real things, too gay to function

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joans23 February 23 2009, 10:03:11 UTC
It's Prada. Of course it is! And There are a lot less teenaged girls following me around since they found you. HAHAHA! You crack me up! I LURVES IT!

Ps. It's so awesome when our parents say fangirl stuff that make us laugh and they don't even know it! Best. thing. ever. Like, my dad was watching rugby on Saturday, screaming at the one guy to "Stop touching his ass!" and I'm like, what? where? lemme see! HAHA!

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samescenes February 23 2009, 10:10:46 UTC
I'm so fashion retarded, it's not even funny. I was thinking about brands that make classically tailored men's shirts, and I was like there was a movie, about the devil wearing something...?

People say stuff all the time, and I laugh because it sounds like a line from bad internet porn. Livejournal ruins our miiiiiiiiiiinds.

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joans23 February 23 2009, 10:13:48 UTC
Livejournal ruins our miiiiiiiiiiinds.
Or made them MUCH, MUCH more interesting places to be! A++, I say!

Also, don't mock the bad internet porn, it's the only kind I know. ;)

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samescenes February 23 2009, 10:18:52 UTC
Maybe. To a normal person, though. We're a little bit perverted.

Still. Give me bad internet porn anyday. (I'm reading so much of it in the Merlin fandom right now. I just can't stop. AND I WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY.)

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queenofbabble February 23 2009, 10:13:53 UTC
I don't know why but Zac/Rob is something that scares the hell out of me. They would fight over hair gel all the time.

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samescenes February 23 2009, 10:15:16 UTC
Rob's badass, though. Zac would probably just pout til he gets his way.

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samescenes February 24 2009, 10:19:10 UTC
That first one! *guh*

The first time I saw HSM3 (oh yes. i braved it multiple times) and Zac lifted his head and it was the whole screen, I had to grab the arm of my friend sitting next to me. IT'S SO EPIC.

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merihn March 9 2009, 08:18:49 UTC
KJSDABJKDBAJK!!! THE SECOND ONE. OMG that is so perfect.

And the first one is just fucking HOT.

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salty_pilot February 25 2009, 07:47:42 UTC
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA kudos to that ant. i havent had such a good laugh in a long time.

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samescenes February 25 2009, 08:35:26 UTC
SAME, OMG. I remember I was clinging to you and I couldn't see cuz my eyes were tearing up. Oh, sweet Jesus Christ. What a good day.

But the drive home was absolutely shitful.

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merihn March 9 2009, 08:15:02 UTC
EEEEK. There HAS to be more of this! That is reallyreally hot. And I love Zac Efron being all vain, and RPattz being so laid back.

Also, I came over here cos you wrote that UTTERLY AWESOME Skandar/William fic, and over at comment_fic there is a prompt for them and you HAVE to write it. *begs*
pleasepleaseplease!

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samescenes March 9 2009, 11:56:24 UTC
Ahahaha I didn't know anyone but Joan read that! That was some good times :)

(Also, I have this not-so-secret obsession with RPattz. It, like, kills me.)

And I've had a look at the prompt. I'll give it a go, for sure!

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