I didn't care for Reagan as a president, but maybe I'll like him as an airport.

[samedietc]

I'm flying out to DC tomorrow morning to visit my long-time pen-pal Verinda (whom I haven't seen in 5 years), and my high school friend Jess (who just bought a house with her boyfriend Pat in Richmond, VA). I've been looking forward to this trip for a few weeks, but now I'm crippled by doubt

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[tragic_ohara]

What liquids could you possibly require? You are arid. As for gels, those you produce naturally, as I understand the biology.

(and bones we don't have)

[samedietc]

you have that slightly backwards, or you forget that i haven't yet molted for the 4th time. in my true form, i produce gels, but now i require them -- or else i'll lose the white lustre to my skin, or my skin itself, it peeling off in unbroken waves from my bones, sloughing, like tides rolling back from the beach.

Re: (and bones we don't have)

[tragic_ohara]

Oh, but the lustre was there before the skin.

[samedietc]

and, p.s., will my jeans set off the metal detectors?

[jundai]

Serious enough that you shouldn't expect to be able to get away without chucking them unless you have them in containers that hold 3 oz. or less, and put those containers in a quart-sized clear plastic bag.

Do you think you'll like Reagan better as a dollar coin? I shudder to think of W. as a dollar coin, but it's inevitable at this point.

[samedietc]

nothing is inevitable, not even my jeans (those jeans); thanks for the answer, there's nothing liquid/gel/aerosol I really need for the weekend, but I think I'm going to check my bag anyway.

"That's My Roomie!"

[samedietc]

p.s. and as a Jew, I don't care who is on my money, as long as it's all mine.

off to bring my particular brand of humor to DC, wish me luck.

[unsi_sempai]

If that ever happens, I will stop spending money altogether and go and live in a cave in the Yukon Territory.