the reason why i love christopher moore.

[samatethecookie]

I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be

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[deltashade]

A writer of absurdist fiction with a sense of humor like that? I might have to pick up Lamb.

[samatethecookie]

You totally should. Those quotes above are just the beginning.