Dethfisted

[samansucks]

Title: Dethfisted
Author: samansucks/omnipresentdmat, with assloads of help from number2813. Like seriously, some lines are just wholesale hers, thus the inclusion in the author line

Comments

[bella_cheval]

PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT AND SO METAL AND STUFFS...

Did I say it's perfect :)

[samansucks]

YOU ARE VERY KIND

[crow821]

This whole things is awesome, and perfectly in character. My only complaint is that there is no actual fisting. But still, totally awesome.

[samansucks]

OMGTHANKS! I'm pretty happy you liked it because I follow you on tumblr and I LOVE your fanart!

[crow821]

This made me laugh so much I drew it: http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/crow821/10685977/100295/100295_original.jpg If you're all right with it, I'll be posting it up in BB Sat?

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[samansucks]

OH MY GOD THAT IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I'm alright with anything you choose to do with it, ahhhh.

[homicidaltyger]

Ok, wait. Hang on. Where did you come from, and more importantly where have you been hiding? This was an awesome, hilarious, awesome fic and I demand more immediately. I can't even pick out my favorite parts, because the whole damn this had me giggling like a crazy lady.

Also, welcome to BB! Or welcome back, if you've been here before.

SORRY, REPLIED TO THIS TWICE TO MAKE THINGS NEAT

[samansucks]

Hi there! I'm really glad you liked this--I was hoping people would! Also, thank you for the welcome. I was a bit nervous about posting in a community I'm so new to. I'm only one person (although 2813 is obvs another person and a FANDOM GODDESS), sorry to have been confusing. I would LOVE to participate in the contest, except that I'm a very slow writer and require constant validation. This fic itself has actually been sitting around in various states of unfinishedness for over a month. If I manage to get any more fic in before the deadline, it'd probably be a maximum of one, sadly. I can't speak for 2813, though. Hope the contest goes well!

[meltedclay]

Oh my god, this is THE GREATEST. :D

[samansucks]

THANK YOU SO MUCH :>

[acidicdemonmilk]

This made me laugh so hard. Do you mind if I link it on my tumblr?

[samansucks]

Sure! I'll probably reblog you if you do, actually, if that's not too weird.