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[sam_mendes]

*kicks the door down in a pair of spiked heels and hot pants*

Actress KATE WINSLET wants to team up with her Oscar-winning director husband SAM MENDES to work on a movie, so she can experience the "real him".OMG MY GAY LOINS ARE TREMBLING IN ADVANCE!!!!!! The joke's on the world though because Kate has definitely experienced the "real me" (no

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[jg]

(hehe long)

[sam_mendes]

MY CASTING COUCH IS BURNING UP FOR YOUR LOVE, GYLLENHAHAHAKJHA!!! I'll show you long and lens is totally a euphemism!!!

[jg]

*GYLLENHAHAHAJK

[sam_mendes]

STOP CORRECTING ME, ALL I WANT TO DO IS LOVE MAKE YOU MY MUSE!! So I had this ~dramatic~ film idea, you and a bunch of Cambodian children on a boat.......... that's all I've got so far I HAD TO TAKE A WANK BREAK!!!!!!!!

[natalie_portman]

Mmm Kate.

[sam_mendes]

YOU SAUCY MINX!!1 I knew you'd be up for it, okay I'm employing a team of underaged Filipino boys to write this because I SAMMY cannot write under stress and the idea gives me stress in my pants!!! OSCARS ALL AROUND!!

[minghella]

UR A VISIONARY SIR :[

[sam_mendes]

THANKS SEXEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I have visions of you and me, I mean you on a pile of palm leaves rolling around screaming about the revolutionary war WHO WON THE WAR and then you burst out in an explosion of glitter going ENGLAND WAS ROBBED (trust me, it works!!!!!!!!!111)

[minghella]

Sam Mendes, you are the father.

[sam_mendes]

~*SCREAMS*~!!!!11
OMG I TOLD YOUR MOTHER NOT TO RIDE MY HOBBY HORSE NAKED, I NEVER EVER MOPPED UP MY LITTLE SOLDIERS AFTER PLAYING RIDE MY PLASTIC PONY WITH DAME JUDI DENCH!!!!