Comments | sam_arkand: It Ain't The Size Of The Dog In The Fight (5)

sam_arkand

It Ain't The Size Of The Dog In The Fight (5)

Jul 26, 2009 21:00

Alexander Lavelle Harris. Seventeen years old, dark hair, hazel eyes, 1.803 meters tall in a lanky body more akin to a scarecrow than anything else. An academic record at Sunnydale High reveals a grade average clinging to a C by its fingertips. A scan of police records finds almost weekly visits by the police to his home over domestic disturbance ( Read more... )

fic, dog in the fight, xander, btvs

Comments 4

waddis July 27 2009, 01:11:45 UTC

I don't think it's possible for this to be more entertaining than it is.

Ravaged genitals, indeed.

frogfarm July 27 2009, 01:41:41 UTC

I'd be disowned if I had some tawdry tryst with a drunken papist.

This is your BEST GOD DAMN LINE EVER.

draconin July 27 2009, 06:37:55 UTC

I agree! That was going to be my comment!

lwbush July 27 2009, 15:48:59 UTC

Lady Buffy honors her knight.

My life could not be more complete.

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