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salvagedslayer

[Action // Voice] 021

May 08, 2010 01:44

[Faith is celebrating Mother's Day early, paying homage to her momma's memory by getting piss-stinking drunk at the bar so that she don't have to have anything to do with thinking on Mommy Dearest ( Read more... )

mama we're all gonna die, girl's gotta have a vice

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[voice] outwalks May 8 2010, 06:22:40 UTC

. . .

Eating eggs often helps. So does drinking water.

[voice] salvagedslayer May 8 2010, 16:47:36 UTC

Yeah? [smiles]

We talking sunny-side up, scrambled, shaken, or stirred?

[voice] outwalks May 8 2010, 19:34:22 UTC

Sunny-side what? Ah-scrambled, usually.

Re: [voice] salvagedslayer May 9 2010, 00:49:11 UTC

Well that's a step up from straight up raw. Definitely more on my side of the table.

[voice] outwalks May 9 2010, 00:53:06 UTC

Yes, well-I don't think I could have convinced Master to eat them raw. . .

[voice] salvagedslayer May 9 2010, 01:44:24 UTC

"Master" huh? We talking funky sex games or some serious lord 'n lady-ing?

[voice] - 1/3 outwalks May 9 2010, 01:59:07 UTC

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[voice] outwalks May 9 2010, 01:59:55 UTC

"Funky" s-

[ Crash! Allen is suddenly gone from the little window, having fallen off his chair. Thanks, Faith. ]

[voice] outwalks May 9 2010, 02:00:27 UTC

W-WHAT SORT OF QUESTION IS THAT?

[ from out of sight, somewhat muffled ]

[voice] salvagedslayer May 9 2010, 02:15:42 UTC

[Mnnn she's a little slow on the uptake right now with all the boozing and here you go springing all these surprise... surprising fainting spells or whatever on her.

...Bah, look, now she's gone and spilled some of her drink, jerking up to look clear at her book to see if you've gone and killed yourself.]

Dude!

[and once she has ascertained that he is, in fact, not dead, she relaxes a little and quirks a half-smile] Too close to the goal, way left field, what?

[voice] outwalks May 9 2010, 02:21:59 UTC

[ This? This is a tone of pain and horror and deeply pained horror. ]

It wasn't anything like that! I was apprenticed to him.

[voice] salvagedslayer May 9 2010, 16:01:25 UTC

[and that just makes her laugh outright--man she needed that]

My mistake then. Wanna join me? First round's mine.

[voice] outwalks May 9 2010, 21:52:22 UTC

Ah-no, thank you.

. . . Sorry, you're still drinking?

[voice] salvagedslayer May 10 2010, 03:22:03 UTC

Pretty much. Preemptive measures and all that.

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