i love meatus.

[saltydogg]

so guess what molly decided to purchase today. anyone? well, she went to waterbeds 'n stuff in Newark and purchased a dildo. It's called a 'beginner's vibe set'. It's a pretty good size from the looks of it. i guess i will have to test it out to know if it will really suffice.

thank you waterbeds 'n stuff.

meatus, meatus, gimme some more.

Comments

hey loser, it's your one friend molly

[saltydogg]

hey molly, you're super cool. keep on using that wonderful dildo of yours.

love, molly
*your best livejournal friend ever.

one crazy motha-fucker!

[anonymous]

ok, so you write your LJ entry in the third person and then you comment on your own journal in the third person...i think they say that's a good sign of insanity. R u suddenly bipolar? Have you hurt any animals recently? just checking b/c if so i'm going to have to say that you are not allowed to come visit me anymore.
Kel

Re: one crazy motha-fucker!

[saltydogg]

oh..... maybe i do have 50 personalities..... and i'll still visit you... what if i was an incestful, lesbian too... what of it?! =) ha ha ha ha... watch out.

im joking.