Mom: Supper time!
*I put food on my plate. Little brother [David] walks up; looks at it.*
David (disappointed): Awwh. Did you at least season it with the blood of the innocent?
Mom (British accent): What did you say, dear?
David: Did you at least season it with the blood of the innocent?
Mom (British): I did indeed, dear ( Read more... )

Every day there's a lot I could say.

I run into people on the streets and I almost jump in place, showing them something that's smile-worthy.

( Dentistry and French )

I love to talk to people. I love small talk. I love big talk. I love talk, motion, silence. It's amazing how beautiful this stuff is. Shake it up. Start again ( Read more... )

I've been applying for jobs around town. The manager at a pizzeria around the corner really liked me but doesn't need workers, so he forwarded my availability and resume to his friend, the manager of the most high class restaurant in a nearby town. I have an interview for tomorrow, 3pm ( Read more... )

A couple years ago, my English class studied folk and fairy tales ( Read more... )

Seeing Chellee's photographs makes me sane ( Read more... )

Tell me anything, anything at all, in an anonymous comment.

It can be about something you've wanted to tell me, about you, or just whatever you feel like.

No restrictions.

Do you know those seconds of new, silly realizations ( Read more... )

A meme from Chris from Morgan, and a survey from Brendan/Caitlin. Enjoy!

(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)

× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.

× I wear glasses or contact lenses.
× I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana.

× I've ( Read more... )

My Mind Map is ready!

I don't remember asking for one. Neat!