Thirteenth Scale {Accidental Audio.}

[salsaconjere]

There are too many women on this boat.

[A long hesitation, with some soft breathing in the background. Before some movement and a damn loud rustle.]

Is this o--?!? Goddamn--

[clickfuckingoff.]

Comments

[farfairersoul]

Agreed.

[But not for the same reasons at all.]

[salsaconjere]

[That was a new answer, compared to the other reactions he was getting.]

Some of them are not as horrible as the ones on land.

[farfairersoul]

I do not find any of them particularly horrible, truthfully, just...annoying. Not to mention relatively useless.

[salsaconjere]

The younger ones are annoying, most of the time. Shrilly voices and very invading.

[shenghuanzhe]

Though you liked girls, man.

[salsaconjere]

..I like them from afar. They're beautiful, I admit.

[shenghuanzhe]

Afar. Not up close?

[salsaconjere]

I'd rather not deal with a woman up close.

[teethofneedles]

Well, ain't you a bucket of sunshine.

Get over it, dumbass.

[salsaconjere]

Ii think I wou--would have, If I cou--could.

[teethofneedles]

Moron.

[salsaconjere]

Right.

[a_thingofbeauty]

Something wrong with women?

[salsaconjere]

[Everything. Ohgod. He's palming his face right about now, and is rather hating his communicator.]

We--well. Uh. [Oh god, how to word 'Terrifying', 'evil', and 'corrupting' without being offensive..]

[a_thingofbeauty]

((Don't worry, she's pretty corrupt anyway. He's got this one pegged. XD))

It's all right, don't be shy~ I won't bite.

[salsaconjere]

[See? SEE? THIS IS WHY he's got a phobia. And he totally knows you don't bite, just rips people into shreds.]

A-ah. Well, ..uh. ..alright.