(DCU) Taxing

[salmon_pink]

Title: Taxing

Fandom: DCU
Pairing: Dick/Tim
Rating: NC-17
Words: 1459

Notes: This fic exists because contrary_izybel is evil and challenged me to make taxes sexy.

Summary: Tim thinks he's there to do Dick's taxes. Dick has other ideas.

Comments

[saavikam77]

Oh gods, THIS! XD Dick is such a rotten bastard. But hot damn, does he ever get fantastically sexy results!

*fans self*

[salmon_pink]

'When it comes to getting Tim into sexy situations, the ends justify the means.' I'm pretty sure this is the motto of, like, most of the DCU.

[ilovedccomics]

I don't even have taxes yet but I want them to be like this. I want Dick and Tim having sex and wow. Taxes are now fun thanks to you and I'm looking forward to them if this happens evey time. Lol.

[salmon_pink]

Taxes would be so much easier to deal with if they came with naked Birdboys rolling around on top of the forms. I'm not entirely sure how, but I think it would really help turn around the recession. ;)

[ladyblkrose]

I would learn to do taxes if I could get perks like this, darn baby! This was so very hot and sexxxy and wow! So analytical, so incredible.
Now, is Tim (or Dick) free this tax season???
Thank you for sharing this one with us.

[salmon_pink]

You're very welcome and thank you for the lovely comments.
I totally agree - taxes would be so much easier to deal with if they came with these kind of perks. Hell, I'd probably volunteer myself to get audited, just to see what that would inspire in the boys.

[dariclone]

Well, you certianly succeeded at making accounting sexy. I don't think I'll ever look at tax returns the same way again.

[salmon_pink]

Ah-hah, then my work here is done! *flaps valiantly into the night*