I'm a girl.

[sallysquirrel]

Boyfriend: *excited* I made a comment on Reddit teaching people how to [do something cool in TF2...or something? IDEK. Something about video games and maybe also computers. I'm such a good and attentive girlfriend herp derp].
Me: That's nice. I made a comment on Reddit teaching people how to put lotion on their hands.

Comments

[koushi]

Isn't putting lotion on your hands pretty cut and dry? o.O

[sallysquirrel]

Only use the back of your hands, so you don't have greasy fingers and palms for the next hour. ;)

[koushi]

I bow to you, wise Hand Lotion Goddess.