You fuckers wouldn't know a decent survey if it came up and sucked your dick.Would you trust me to return $100 if you lent it to me?:Why are you people taking my money, anyway? What's the stupidest/most embarassing thing you've ever witnessed me do?:Challenge ME to a sleeping war What about me annoys you the most?:How you constantly flirt with my boyfriend Who would play me in a movie of my life? Who would play you?:The girl from Shaun Of The Dead, the blond one. And then I'll be Ed #4 Continued - What would happen?:We'd get attacked by zombies, DUH How do you think I could improve myself?:Move to HERE When was the last time you talked about me behind my back?:The other night when I found out about the bodyshots with Jorge #7 Continued - What did you say and to whom?:It wasn't anything bad about you, I just wanted to know what happened Have you ever wanted to tell me to shut the hell up? When?:Nah, I can't think of any time Have you ever lied to me? Tell me the truth now you'll be forgiven.Probably:If I did it was nothing that
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You fuckers wouldn't know a decent survey if it came up and sucked your dick.Would you trust me to return $100 if you lent it to me?:Of course! What's the stupidest/most embarassing thing you've ever witnessed me do?:Halloween - enough said What about me annoys you the most?:You're so damn jealous of my other bitches Who would play me in a movie of my life? Who would play you?:Scarlett Johannson - Eva Longoria #4 Continued - What would happen?:We'd have a Thelma & Louise type adventure How do you think I could improve myself?:move over here! When was the last time you talked about me behind my back?:earlier #7 Continued - What did you say and to whom?:i told tanyon i did your pie survey Have you ever wanted to tell me to shut the hell up? When?:nope Have you ever lied to me? Tell me the truth now you'll be forgiven.Probably:not that i can recall What graffitti would you adorn my gravestone with?:it would be green for sure What's 1 thing you know about me the rest of the world doesn't know?:haha how cool, i actually knowing something
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You fuckers wouldn't know a decent survey if it came up and sucked your dick.Would you trust me to return $100 if you lent it to me?:hahaha nope What's the stupidest/most embarassing thing you've ever witnessed me do?:I know you have, but I'm blanking big time What about me annoys you the most?:Your place of residence and your resistance to changing it Who would play me in a movie of my life? Who would play you?:Is Kate Winslet tiny? Maybe her. You probably hate her too, all the better. Andy Garcia for me I guess #4 Continued - What would happen?:You don't know what's happened in your life? Weirdo How do you think I could improve myself?:Not let people take advantage, assert yourself more When was the last time you talked about me behind my back?:Never have, at least not in a negative way, and then that's just giving a glowing report #7 Continued - What did you say and to whom?:Supposing I had though, why would I tell you? Have you ever wanted to tell me to shut the hell up? When?:Can't recall. Probably some day you were really
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You fuckers wouldn't know a decent survey if it came up and sucked your dick.Would you trust me to return $100 if you lent it to me?:Fuck no, as long as you're dating Jeter I'm not lending you money. What's the stupidest/most embarassing thing you've ever witnessed me do?:You made a bet with me once.. forget what it was, but you lost What about me annoys you the most?:"realise" Who would play me in a movie of my life? Who would play you?:Michelle Williams, first blonde I thought of. And me.. definitely Michael Clarke Duncan. #4 Continued - What would happen?:Your life.. How do you think I could improve myself?:Stop being such a disappointment. When was the last time you talked about me behind my back?:Last night #7 Continued - What did you say and to whom?:Todd was asking who the hell you were. Have you ever wanted to tell me to shut the hell up? When?:Not that I can think of.. Have you ever lied to me? Tell me the truth now you'll be forgiven.Probably:Nope, I'm pretty honest. What graffitti would you adorn my gravestone with?:"A
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You fuckers wouldn't know a decent survey if it came up and sucked your dick.Would you trust me to return $100 if you lent it to me?:I trust you with anything What's the stupidest/most embarassing thing you've ever witnessed me do?:I'm guessin waking up with me & Bubba qualifies What about me annoys you the most?:That I don't get to see you enough that you like Bubba more Who would play me in a movie of my life? Who would play you?:You keep sayin Natalie Portman, so I'm gonna agree. I dunno, who do you think should do it? #4 Continued - What would happen?:Big party - and we'd hook up How do you think I could improve myself?:You can't. You're awesome now When was the last time you talked about me behind my back?:I don't think I have #7 Continued - What did you say and to whom?:If I did, I probably just asked Bubba if you were comin over or somethin Have you ever wanted to tell me to shut the hell up? When?:I don't think so cuz I like your accent Have you ever lied to me? Tell me the truth now you'll be forgiven.Probably:Nope What
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Her cleavage isn't, so yay on that count.
If you were planning on seducing me, how would you go about it?: Give you pomegranate juice
I'm yours ;P Hahaha.
Wuss :P
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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