Comments | salkia_island: Time for some edjumakation [In Progress]

hammer_tiem in salkia_island

Time for some edjumakation [In Progress]

Jun 21, 2009 18:47

Who: Lavi and Daisuke
Where: Their apartment
What: Lavi is teaching his room mate about the "birds and the bees"
When: Now
Warnings:...Talk about the birds and the bees

( Let's talk about sex :| )

lavi, daisuke motomiya

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noodlegoggles June 22 2009, 00:07:32 UTC

Daisuke walked into the living room and stared at the book. He was really curious as to what the birds and bees were. Smiling he energetically sat down on the couch.

"So! Wait--books? How does that have to do with birds and bees?" Daisuke questioned, not really getting it.

hammer_tiem June 22 2009, 00:21:47 UTC

Lavi let out a chuckle. "No no no. That's just a metaphor for...well, sex", he started off bluntly. There was no use sugar coating anything. That would only make the poor boy confused.

"See, I'm gonna tell ya how babies are made and everythin' about that. Puberty, how your body's gonna change, and then you'll be ready to make your own children when you're much older", he said sitting back and explaining. "Ya can help yourself to the snacks, too, yeah?", he gestured a gloved hand to the cookies and juice.

noodlegoggles June 22 2009, 00:35:03 UTC

"Sex?!" Daisuke blurted out loudly. "H-How..?!" He questioned as his mouth opened and closed like a gaping fish out of water.

"C-Children?! B-But I'm just 12! I--wahhh!" Daisuke flailed as he stared at Lavi.

hammer_tiem June 22 2009, 00:44:51 UTC

"Woah there! Calm down! You'll be ready for children when ya know you're ready. Like, at twenty or somethin', I dunno", he chuckled again, putting a hand on his head to stop the flailing. This was so amusing, yet cute at the same time ( ... )

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