I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, IS THAT GOING TO BE WEIRD FOR YOU?
LATER DOES HE TRY TO GET SPENCER TO SAY "I HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKED LIKE THAT SINCE GRADE SCHOOL"?
(SPENCER'S LIKE, "OH MY GOD, THAT'S NOT EVEN FROM THE BOOK." THE WAY THEY GOT THEIR RECORD DEAL WAS ONE THING, BUT SPENCER HONESTLY THOUGHT RYAN STILL HAD A SHRED OF INTEGRITY.)
For a second when I saw this I thought I was going to be about Ray Toro but I WAS TOTALLY NOT DISAPPOINTED THAT IT WAS NOT!
AHAHAHAHA RYAN ROSS. (I WAS THINKING, IN THE FIGHT CLUB AU MARLA SINGER WOULD BE PLAYED BY WILLIAM BECKETT Y/N?)
(AND RYAN'S LIKE, "WHAT? WHAT, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA GET TURNED ON BY IT OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST. FIGHT CLUB, SPENCER. FIGHT CLUB." LIKE THAT MAKES IT OKAY OR SOMETHING. REALLY, YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT? PLUS SPENCER HAS ALREADY COME SO THERE'S NOT MUCH INCENTIVE.)
OH RAY TORO. See, the problem with the Ray Toro situation is that I just don't think that's something Ray does with people he doesn't know very well. (It's just between him and his boys!) So Spencer's, you know. Trying to piss him off, but it's not really working, because A) it's Ray motherfucking Toro, and B) Spencer is not really capable of saying mean things to Ray Toro.
It would either take forever to actually happen (meanwhile there would be lots of awkward pauses and Spencer facepalming over sounding like such a fanboy) or there would have to be outside intervention.
Spencer/Ryan was my OTP until I gave up on a Panic OTP because HOW CAN I CHOOSE? SERIOUSLY!
I don't know if anyone should be encouraging me to write it :P It's got the potential to be twisted. I've only written a few lines (because I can't concentrate long enough on anything to write fic) but it's already angsty. *facepalm* Why am I such an angst!whore?
Grah stupid boys making me love their stupid faces! :P
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below me is so made of win.
The problem I keep having with a Fight Club AU is the casting.
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LATER DOES HE TRY TO GET SPENCER TO SAY "I HAVEN'T BEEN FUCKED LIKE THAT SINCE GRADE SCHOOL"?
(SPENCER'S LIKE, "OH MY GOD, THAT'S NOT EVEN FROM THE BOOK." THE WAY THEY GOT THEIR RECORD DEAL WAS ONE THING, BUT SPENCER HONESTLY THOUGHT RYAN STILL HAD A SHRED OF INTEGRITY.)
For a second when I saw this I thought I was going to be about Ray Toro but I WAS TOTALLY NOT DISAPPOINTED THAT IT WAS NOT!
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AHAHAHAHA RYAN ROSS. (I WAS THINKING, IN THE FIGHT CLUB AU MARLA SINGER WOULD BE PLAYED BY WILLIAM BECKETT Y/N?)
(AND RYAN'S LIKE, "WHAT? WHAT, IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA GET TURNED ON BY IT OR ANYTHING, IT'S JUST. FIGHT CLUB, SPENCER. FIGHT CLUB." LIKE THAT MAKES IT OKAY OR SOMETHING. REALLY, YOU HAVE TO DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE, RIGHT? PLUS SPENCER HAS ALREADY COME SO THERE'S NOT MUCH INCENTIVE.)
OH RAY TORO. See, the problem with the Ray Toro situation is that I just don't think that's something Ray does with people he doesn't know very well. (It's just between him and his boys!) So Spencer's, you know. Trying to piss him off, but it's not really working, because A) it's Ray motherfucking Toro, and B) Spencer is not really capable of saying mean things to Ray Toro.
It would either take forever to actually happen (meanwhile there would be lots of awkward pauses and Spencer facepalming over sounding like such a fanboy) or there would have to be outside intervention.
...Ooh.
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Don't get me wrong I love this!
But I have a fic planned (Brendon/Ryan angst) that steals lines from Fight Club because that's what I'm reading at the moment!
Ah well. It would probably never get finished or posted anyway.
I really love this drabble, it's perfect. Guh. Also Spencer/Ryan? You win so much for that! \o/
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There should be so much more Spencer/Ryan! They are BFFs!!
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I don't know if anyone should be encouraging me to write it :P It's got the potential to be twisted. I've only written a few lines (because I can't concentrate long enough on anything to write fic) but it's already angsty. *facepalm* Why am I such an angst!whore?
Grah stupid boys making me love their stupid faces! :P
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