"You don't have an acting career." "I'm too fucking good for an acting career!"

[salem_saori]

I'm sorry, it's the first angry thing that I post here in a while, but having seen these a while it's the last straw.

If you like yaoi pairings, it's perfectly fine. I like some, too.

If you constantly write about the cock and bitch about how disgusting female/female oral sex is, then I may throw you a couple weird looks.

If you constantly speak

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[yiyo_chan]

I'm engaged! Can I has lesbian too?

[salem_saori]

REPRESS YOUR URGE FOR BOOBS, MISS.

[yiyo_chan]

Emi has the boobz XD
(he's chubby... hahah )

[salem_saori]

XDD
You may keep those then.

[mouette_lunaire]

Mh, I think I can second that rant or at least the idea behind it. I evilly glare at people who treat their sexual orientation like a fashion accessory and cast it away just as easily if somebody they want to please doesn't like the taste of it. I heartily throw a rock at your lesbian

[salem_saori]

:} I'm glad, I'm glad. It's not even their sexual orientation either, just something they randomly came up with once because they thought it would make them cute or funny and/or because they'd get all the opposite sex's attention. I went out with somebody like that. And she was totally "Oh, yes, I'm so bi, it's such emotional turmoil" blah blah but then went eww at the thought of kissing a girl and chickened out.

*breath*

Sorry. Angry rants are not my thing. ^^

[tangldupinplaid]

You don't just...wake up one day and decide you're gay. It's a process, and it's a pretty fucking terrifying one. At first it's just the little things, like noticing women's voices much more than men's, seeing all guys in a movie pretty much the same and the ladies as more unique. Then puberty kicks in and it starts feeling a bit like a physical complex, to be honest, and you can't stop going "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck", and you can't make up your mind on anything and it's utter chaos, and to be honest, it fucking sucks. I came to terms with it relatively easily, but that's quick to say. I tried to concentrate on men and pretend it was the same, but only women make me feel this thing just over my lungs and this little tug at my heart. Sure, you're able to tell when somebody of the opposite sex is pretty or not, and you can connect with them and admire them and everything, but it's never ever comparable. You start noticing that you can have a guy sit on your lap and hold their hand and be absolutely comfortable with it, but then you're

[salem_saori]

I try, I try...^^

Yeah, typically it's just not what happens. I just it all depends on culture and on how accepting your surroundings are, but there's a point in which it's ridiculous. That girl for example, does she even *have* a clue what "lesbian" means?

*feels very cool* You totally have all the bi vibes coming from you, too. ^_^ I think you're one of the four genuine bisexuals I've met, lol.

That's odd. The first girl who told me she liked me was a Laura. Yay for strange experiences with Lauras in the lezzie world!

[tangldupinplaid]

Hee, thanks, I guess. Although on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being totally straight and 5 being totally gay, I'm probably about a 4.5. XD

OMG Those crazy Lauras. :O

Hee, adding even more gay to our gayness, I just read a book about gay people. And there is lots of yaoi in it. Hast thou read Rainbow Boys?

[salem_saori]

Yush. Except mine got a boyfriend and didn't want to tell me. XD SRSLY LAURAS, STOP IT.

I sympathize with you. ^_^ I think I'd be a 5 on the very same scale. I don't know, I've just met so many awesome, good-looking boys and been unable to see them as anything else but a friend. I get this bad feeling in my throat if I try to.

I haven't read Rainbow Boys, does it have pwetty giiirls? :D What's it about?

[salem_saori]

You've always came across as so asexual, it doesn't surprise me. You sound like the kind of people who will someday fall in love, and whether it's a boy or a girl is irrelevant, because you'll have a pretty damn good reason to. I don't think you need sex in a relationship to function. That's pretty damn awesome if you ask me.

You've always come off as rather more straight than gay though. By "closest" do you mean as friends or something else?

Lol, I don't really mind it when people joke about sexuality, because I'm so comfortable with mine it doesn't really matter. I get nervous about the same things that straight girls get nervous, only with other girls instead of boys. Don't really see what the big deal is. ^_^

[salem_saori]

Well, I've never actually *tried* to change my sexual orientation, but you must know that "ugh" feeling in the back of your throat when you try to picture making out with a guy.

But yeah. I think...the real way to tell if someone is really gay or not, at least as far as I'm concerned, is always to ask: "if you were a person of the opposite gender, would you still be gay?" It's the way to tell if it's real part of one's sexuality or just something you label yourself. I mean, I'm fairly sure I'd go for the ladies if I were a guy. I srsly think these so-called "lesbians" would go for TEH COCK (if they don't already. Which in her case, she did. *headdesk*)

But yeah. <3