"Dot dot dot."
Me: Hay dude, will you give me your MSN?
Keyboarder: Sorry, I have a girlfriend.
Me: Don't worry, I'm gay. Someone just bet two sweets and four used napkins that I wouldn't ask you for it.
Keyboarder: Oh. Um...I think I'll pass.
Me: That's okay, can I have your girlfriend's?
Keyboarder: ...I think I know you from the bus.
Keyboarder: Sorry, I have a girlfriend.
Me: Don't worry, I'm gay. Someone just bet two sweets and four used napkins that I wouldn't ask you for it.
Keyboarder: Oh. Um...I think I'll pass.
Me: That's okay, can I have your girlfriend's?
Keyboarder: ...I think I know you from the bus.