The Weekly Ginta-Corner ! #2
Previously in Issue: #1
Gin-san::"Eeh..again the Ginta-Corner? I'm not really in the mood right now, can't we just skip this weeks issue and drop this show?"
-And there are YOU talking, even though you ate the chocolate-parfait I gave you last week.-
Kagura:"Hey, author! The next time I want Sukonbu."
Shinpachi:"How far does your selfishness get, you two? "
Kagura:"But Gin-chan's right. We don't even have readers."
Shinpachi:"What are you saying? Isn't there one who wrote a comment? And you have this attitude again?! Can't you just stop it and get this over with?!"
Gin-san:"See! You just clearly said "get this over with", you don't want to do this either, do you?! You're such a liar."
Kagura:"Gin-chan! Shinpachi is neglecting his own feelings! What do you call that?"
Gin-san:"As I recall, the correct term is..."good-for-nothing""
Kagura:"Good-for-nothing, ne? That good-for-nothing should just disappear with this show."
Shinpachi:"Ooi! Isn't that cruel! Isn't that a bit too cruel?! You just seriously hurt my feelings! You two have to think more positive, POSITIVE."
-Shinpachi begins to say "positive" like a mantra.-
- Hey, Sukonbu-girl. You can't just say something like that, it'll traumatize him.-
Gin-san:"What's more traumatizing is that YOU, Author-san, keep meddling in our things like granted."
-Positive-positive-positive-positive-positive-positive-positive-positive....-
Gin-san:"How should we think positive in this dark place anyway?!! Actually....Where Are We ?!!! I can't see a thing!"
*klick*
-Suddenly the light was switched on...-
Gin-san:"Ooi! You just totally forgot the backrounds, Author-san, didn't you!!!"
- ....by a sexy young man with a bandage over his left eye and a pipe in his hand, who was leaning at the wall of the Yorozuya.-
Gin-san:"YOU AGAIN?!?! What is wrong with this show?! What is wrong with this Author?!.."
Takasugi:"C'mon Gintoki. Why aren't you happy to see me at all? We were such good friends once..."
Gin-san:"Yeah, ONCE, before you decided to walk around and KILL OFF people."
Takasugi:"Hey, c'mon now, that's unfair. That can't be helped now, can it? It stands in my script!"
Gin-san:"Why have I somehow the impression that this person shouldn't write his own scripts. Is he out-of-character? Is this his true self?!"
Takasugi:"...by the way, since we are such good friends, how about joining the Kiheitai, Gintoki?"
-....-
Gin-san:"I'll take back what I said afterall..."
Takasugi:"You know, I'd really love you to join, Gintoki..."
- Takasugi was leaning towards Gintoki and....kissed him!-
-4...3...2...1...-
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!"
-everyone, except Takasugi and Gintoki had screamed their souls out.-
Gin-san:".....huh?.......*realization*...*blush*GYAAAH! MY FIRST KISS! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!!!!"
Takasugi:"Fanservice."
Gin-san:"FANSERVICE!?!"
Takasugi:"It was in my script."
Gin-san:"STOP WRITING SUCH SICK SCRIPTS, AUTHOR! I'm going to vomit, I'm SO going to vomit!"
-Tell the truth, you liked it!-
Gin-san:"NO, Definitely NOT! This isn't like these strange Yaoi-Mangas, where they think rape is mutual!"
- Hey.......why do you know about that?-
Kagura:"So you were like THAT, Gin-chan.....I HATE YOUU!!!" - runns away crying -
Shinpachi:"And I was told by YOU that I'm a good-for-nothing....I'm really disappointed." - walks away-
Gin-san:" No!! You're wrong! I'm not like that! SHINPACHII!! KAGURA!!"
-ooh, how heartbreaking *evil grin* -
Takasugi:"Sorry, was that my fault? Did I do something wrong? Even though I think I did it..."
Gin-san:"...exactly like it's written in the script, I know. Author-san. You do understand that we can't continue the show like this?"
-hm....okay.-
Gin-san:"Then it will end ?! *happy* "
-No, dumbass, I'll just call them back. I AM the author, afterall..MUHAHAHAHA!!! - *both pop up*
Kagura:"Shinpachi, I think something is wrong with this person."
Shinpachi:"I think he has a major God-Complex."
Gin-san:"Oh right now I really want to snuff him off, but...can I write his name into my Death Note ? Can I ?"
Shinpachi:"Now now, please everybody, calm down already."
*knock knock*
"OPEN UP, IT'S THE POLICE!!!"
Kondou:"NO! I told you you should announce us with our NAME!"
"Damn it, Okita! Now we have to do it again..." -someone ranted-
-the next try-
"OPEN UP, IT'S THE SHINSENGUMI!!!"
~~~~~*KABOOM*~~~~~~~
- The door explode and was thrown into the Yorozuya by the impact, in front of Gin-san's feet -
Gin-san:"GUAAAAAH! THEY BUSTED THE DOOR !!"
Kagura:"What's the problem, Gin-chan. Doesn't that happen all the time?"
Gin-san:"You have a point, but...WHO THE HELL DID THIS ?!?!!"
- A group of men in a military-like uniform comes in. One, holding a Bazooka, hands it over to the Vice-Captain of the Shinsengumi. -
Hijikata:"What the..! What's this?!"
Okita: *points at him* "HE was it."
Gin-san:"You've gone too far Oogushi-kun!"
Hijikata:*breaking out in cold sweat* "No, wait! I didn't..!"
Gin-san:"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
Hijikata:"Wait, wait, wait WAIT!"
- But it was too late. -
- Gin-san, Kagura and Okita are kicking Hijikata who lies on the floor -
- and then he was not moving anymore...-
Kondou:"OMG THEY KILLED TOSHI!"
Yamazaki:"You Bastards!"
-they hear someone mumbling-
"d...damn you.."
Hijikata:" damn you...OKITA! I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Okita:"Che...he's still alive.."
Hijikata:"What does that mean, "he's still aive"!! Ooi, do you want me to beat you up?!!"
- The leader of the Shinsengumi couldn't allow such a fight. -
Kondou:" Sougo! Toshi! Cut it out now!"
-both glare at each other-
Kondou:"Now, Sakata-san. We've recieved an anonymous call, that a terrorist is here at this moment in the Yorozuya!"
-Everyone turns to the handsome man with the bandage.-
Takasugi:"Ya, hi there."
Hijikata:"YOU! YOU ARE...!!!"
Takasugi:"Geez, why is everyone always so surprised to see me. I'm Takasugi Shinsuke, leader of the Kiheitai. -Yoroshiku."
Hijikata:"Yoroshiku....THE HELL! YOU'RE UNDER FUCKING ARREST!!!"
Takasugi:"No, you can't do that."
- He can't. -
Gin-san & Hijikata:"Why?!"
- Because I think that he's hot...hotter than any of you. *glowing eyes* -
Gin-san:"Eyes! Just now I saw eyes in the middle of the room!!!!"
- Liar. -
Shinpachi:"You're just frustrated that the author doesn't have the hotts for you, Gin-san."
Kagura:"Well if I had glasses, I'd be frustrated too."
Shinpachi:"Shut up!!"
Takasugi:"If I had a natural perm, I would be REALLY depressed."
Gin-san:".....*inferiority complex* Shut up, you straight dude! You don't...*sobb*, you don't have the slightest idea what it's like!"
Takasugi:"Yeah, I have, since I was the one who mocked you because of it, back in the old days."
Shinpachi:"So nothing has changed then..."
- Okay guys....I think I teased you enough...it's been a hard week, but I still managed to do the Ginta-Corner...*pride*-
Everyone:"WHAT ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THIS?!?!!!"
Hijikata:"I got frickin' beat up!"
Gin-san:"I got frickin' kissed!"
Kagura:"I didn't get any Sukonbu!"
Gin-san:"And you fucking broke my front door!"
- No, that was Okita-san.-
-Gin-san turns around to search for Okita, but he had already escaped.-
-Somewhere in the distance, Okita had hid himself -
Okita:"Woah, good thing that I got away in time, or Danna would have killed me. That stupid author...I knew she would do this."
- So, nobody liked this ? -
Everyone:"NOBODY!!!"
- ooh.....*begins to sob*-
Gin-san:"Ah, no, don't cry now! (<
Everyone:" *mumble, mumble* yes..."
- Thank *sob* you everyone...and thank you *sob* Gin-chan! You know, the truth is, I really like you and you're my favourite character...-
Shinpachi:"NO WAY, SHE DID THIS OUT OF AFFECTION?!!!"
Gin-san:"Oh...Thank you..I-I...didn't know that..."
-...*thinks* .....right after Takasugi.....-
-END-
(see ya next week!)
Gin-san::"Eeh..again the Ginta-Corner? I'm not really in the mood right now, can't we just skip this weeks issue and drop this show?"
-And there are YOU talking, even though you ate the chocolate-parfait I gave you last week.-
Kagura:"Hey, author! The next time I want Sukonbu."
Shinpachi:"How far does your selfishness get, you two? "
Kagura:"But Gin-chan's right. We don't even have readers."
Shinpachi:"What are you saying? Isn't there one who wrote a comment? And you have this attitude again?! Can't you just stop it and get this over with?!"
Gin-san:"See! You just clearly said "get this over with", you don't want to do this either, do you?! You're such a liar."
Kagura:"Gin-chan! Shinpachi is neglecting his own feelings! What do you call that?"
Gin-san:"As I recall, the correct term is..."good-for-nothing""
Kagura:"Good-for-nothing, ne? That good-for-nothing should just disappear with this show."
Shinpachi:"Ooi! Isn't that cruel! Isn't that a bit too cruel?! You just seriously hurt my feelings! You two have to think more positive, POSITIVE."
-Shinpachi begins to say "positive" like a mantra.-
- Hey, Sukonbu-girl. You can't just say something like that, it'll traumatize him.-
Gin-san:"What's more traumatizing is that YOU, Author-san, keep meddling in our things like granted."
-Positive-positive-positive-positive-positive-positive-positive-positive....-
Gin-san:"How should we think positive in this dark place anyway?!! Actually....Where Are We ?!!! I can't see a thing!"
*klick*
-Suddenly the light was switched on...-
Gin-san:"Ooi! You just totally forgot the backrounds, Author-san, didn't you!!!"
- ....by a sexy young man with a bandage over his left eye and a pipe in his hand, who was leaning at the wall of the Yorozuya.-
Gin-san:"YOU AGAIN?!?! What is wrong with this show?! What is wrong with this Author?!.."
Takasugi:"C'mon Gintoki. Why aren't you happy to see me at all? We were such good friends once..."
Gin-san:"Yeah, ONCE, before you decided to walk around and KILL OFF people."
Takasugi:"Hey, c'mon now, that's unfair. That can't be helped now, can it? It stands in my script!"
Gin-san:"Why have I somehow the impression that this person shouldn't write his own scripts. Is he out-of-character? Is this his true self?!"
Takasugi:"...by the way, since we are such good friends, how about joining the Kiheitai, Gintoki?"
-....-
Gin-san:"I'll take back what I said afterall..."
Takasugi:"You know, I'd really love you to join, Gintoki..."
- Takasugi was leaning towards Gintoki and....kissed him!-
-4...3...2...1...-
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!"
-everyone, except Takasugi and Gintoki had screamed their souls out.-
Gin-san:".....huh?.......*realization*...*blush*GYAAAH! MY FIRST KISS! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!!!!"
Takasugi:"Fanservice."
Gin-san:"FANSERVICE!?!"
Takasugi:"It was in my script."
Gin-san:"STOP WRITING SUCH SICK SCRIPTS, AUTHOR! I'm going to vomit, I'm SO going to vomit!"
-Tell the truth, you liked it!-
Gin-san:"NO, Definitely NOT! This isn't like these strange Yaoi-Mangas, where they think rape is mutual!"
- Hey.......why do you know about that?-
Kagura:"So you were like THAT, Gin-chan.....I HATE YOUU!!!" - runns away crying -
Shinpachi:"And I was told by YOU that I'm a good-for-nothing....I'm really disappointed." - walks away-
Gin-san:" No!! You're wrong! I'm not like that! SHINPACHII!! KAGURA!!"
-ooh, how heartbreaking *evil grin* -
Takasugi:"Sorry, was that my fault? Did I do something wrong? Even though I think I did it..."
Gin-san:"...exactly like it's written in the script, I know. Author-san. You do understand that we can't continue the show like this?"
-hm....okay.-
Gin-san:"Then it will end ?! *happy* "
-No, dumbass, I'll just call them back. I AM the author, afterall..MUHAHAHAHA!!! - *both pop up*
Kagura:"Shinpachi, I think something is wrong with this person."
Shinpachi:"I think he has a major God-Complex."
Gin-san:"Oh right now I really want to snuff him off, but...can I write his name into my Death Note ? Can I ?"
Shinpachi:"Now now, please everybody, calm down already."
*knock knock*
"OPEN UP, IT'S THE POLICE!!!"
Kondou:"NO! I told you you should announce us with our NAME!"
"Damn it, Okita! Now we have to do it again..." -someone ranted-
-the next try-
"OPEN UP, IT'S THE SHINSENGUMI!!!"
~~~~~*KABOOM*~~~~~~~
- The door explode and was thrown into the Yorozuya by the impact, in front of Gin-san's feet -
Gin-san:"GUAAAAAH! THEY BUSTED THE DOOR !!"
Kagura:"What's the problem, Gin-chan. Doesn't that happen all the time?"
Gin-san:"You have a point, but...WHO THE HELL DID THIS ?!?!!"
- A group of men in a military-like uniform comes in. One, holding a Bazooka, hands it over to the Vice-Captain of the Shinsengumi. -
Hijikata:"What the..! What's this?!"
Okita: *points at him* "HE was it."
Gin-san:"You've gone too far Oogushi-kun!"
Hijikata:*breaking out in cold sweat* "No, wait! I didn't..!"
Gin-san:"I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!"
Hijikata:"Wait, wait, wait WAIT!"
- But it was too late. -
- Gin-san, Kagura and Okita are kicking Hijikata who lies on the floor -
- and then he was not moving anymore...-
Kondou:"OMG THEY KILLED TOSHI!"
Yamazaki:"You Bastards!"
-they hear someone mumbling-
"d...damn you.."
Hijikata:" damn you...OKITA! I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Okita:"Che...he's still alive.."
Hijikata:"What does that mean, "he's still aive"!! Ooi, do you want me to beat you up?!!"
- The leader of the Shinsengumi couldn't allow such a fight. -
Kondou:" Sougo! Toshi! Cut it out now!"
-both glare at each other-
Kondou:"Now, Sakata-san. We've recieved an anonymous call, that a terrorist is here at this moment in the Yorozuya!"
-Everyone turns to the handsome man with the bandage.-
Takasugi:"Ya, hi there."
Hijikata:"YOU! YOU ARE...!!!"
Takasugi:"Geez, why is everyone always so surprised to see me. I'm Takasugi Shinsuke, leader of the Kiheitai. -Yoroshiku."
Hijikata:"Yoroshiku....THE HELL! YOU'RE UNDER FUCKING ARREST!!!"
Takasugi:"No, you can't do that."
- He can't. -
Gin-san & Hijikata:"Why?!"
- Because I think that he's hot...hotter than any of you. *glowing eyes* -
Gin-san:"Eyes! Just now I saw eyes in the middle of the room!!!!"
- Liar. -
Shinpachi:"You're just frustrated that the author doesn't have the hotts for you, Gin-san."
Kagura:"Well if I had glasses, I'd be frustrated too."
Shinpachi:"Shut up!!"
Takasugi:"If I had a natural perm, I would be REALLY depressed."
Gin-san:".....*inferiority complex* Shut up, you straight dude! You don't...*sobb*, you don't have the slightest idea what it's like!"
Takasugi:"Yeah, I have, since I was the one who mocked you because of it, back in the old days."
Shinpachi:"So nothing has changed then..."
- Okay guys....I think I teased you enough...it's been a hard week, but I still managed to do the Ginta-Corner...*pride*-
Everyone:"WHAT ARE YOU SATISFIED WITH THIS?!?!!!"
Hijikata:"I got frickin' beat up!"
Gin-san:"I got frickin' kissed!"
Kagura:"I didn't get any Sukonbu!"
Gin-san:"And you fucking broke my front door!"
- No, that was Okita-san.-
-Gin-san turns around to search for Okita, but he had already escaped.-
-Somewhere in the distance, Okita had hid himself -
Okita:"Woah, good thing that I got away in time, or Danna would have killed me. That stupid author...I knew she would do this."
- So, nobody liked this ? -
Everyone:"NOBODY!!!"
- ooh.....*begins to sob*-
Gin-san:"Ah, no, don't cry now! (<
Everyone:" *mumble, mumble* yes..."
- Thank *sob* you everyone...and thank you *sob* Gin-chan! You know, the truth is, I really like you and you're my favourite character...-
Shinpachi:"NO WAY, SHE DID THIS OUT OF AFFECTION?!!!"
Gin-san:"Oh...Thank you..I-I...didn't know that..."
-...*thinks* .....right after Takasugi.....-
-END-
(see ya next week!)