Drabble; Squabbles + me being retarded
D: Now I've baked those freaking brownies, & I STILL CAN'T HAVE ANY! Curse you Club Table Secret Santa Party. -shakes fist in air-
My cat's on crack. He like, aggressively headbutts you until you pat him. But you can't pat him! If you even look at him too long he follows you around and harasses you for hours. D: Curse you Oscar, why do you love only me? Go love someone else, you retarded cat. D: Now he's snoring. omg so cute.
& on a different note, I fail at life.
But anyways, I wrote another drabble in continuation of that one I just posted yesterday. (
fireworkflower harasses me D:) I think I should uh, name this lil drabble series, but I'm still brainstorming ideas. So uh, yeah. Suggestions? & should I just stop these? Are they too ridiculous? xDD
Drabble: 2/?
Title: Squabbles
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto&Sasuke
Rating: PG, I guess.
Genre: Humor
Words: 434
Summary: In which Naruto needs a drink and Sasuke's a Wifesuke. Bwahaha.
Notes: xD Man, are they even IC anymore? I've only got the second one done too. xD I can completely see Naruto heading for the alcohol though. xD
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Squabbles
"Seriously," Sasuke carefully set the grocery bags down on the island's countertop, taking care that none of them tipped over and spilled their contents. "Tampons?"
The door was slammed shut with a bit more force than necessary. "I didn't know they were tampons!" Naruto groused, as he toed off his shoes. He easily squeezed past Sasuke and the sink, but made sure to jut his hip out just right in passing so that the Uchiha lost balanced and stumbled into the groceries. Sasuke skillfully caught himself before he fell atop all the bags - hands flung out, face millimeters away from a mouthful of brown paper - and quickly retaliated by growling and aiming a halfhearted kick towards the blond. Naruto easily dodged him, and continued making a beeline towards the liquor cabinet.
"I just sort of... See bright colors and get, well, attracted to them. I guess." He opened the cabinet and reached straight for the Dr. Mcgillicuddy's, as if his hand was being guided by some higher power. Sasuke muttered something that sounded suspiciously like 'raccoon', and began taking things out of the bags.
"Naruto, I don't see how dark blue qualifies as a 'bright color'," he replied absentmindedly, turning away from the blond to remove his bag of tomatoes with a tenderness rarely shown.
Naruto scowled at the (gloating) fruit and quickly gulped down his glass. "I’m just randomly attracted to things, alright? Can't you just forget about it? Shit, I had what, .5 seconds to realize what they were before you starting barking my head off? Okay, I'm a moron, I get it, just leave it alone!"
The long stretch of silence that followed was tense and uncomfortable. Naruto refused to look anywhere but his now empty glass and Sasuke continued unpacking the groceries one by one, his posture stiff and distant. It wasn't until he'd reach the last bag that Sasuke broke the quiet for the second time that evening, "What...” He cleared his throat, “--attracted you to me?" he asked quietly. If possible, his shoulders became even more rigid.
Naruto just stood there befuddled, and blinked at the back of Sasuke’s head a couple of times. It took him a few long moments to connect Sasuke's train of thought - 'tch, randomly attracted, yeah right - but once he did, he couldn't help the sappy smile that curled at his lips. "Gods, Sasuke, you're such a girl."
Thanks to his ninja reflexes, Naruto managed to duck the can of peas aimed at his head just in time. But unfortunately, no amount of apologizing and pleading could convince Sasuke to forgive him.
The couch was a very cold and lonely place that night.
fin
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A/N: I'd still love you if you pointed out typos. xD I write these bad boys late at night.my
My cat's on crack. He like, aggressively headbutts you until you pat him. But you can't pat him! If you even look at him too long he follows you around and harasses you for hours. D: Curse you Oscar, why do you love only me? Go love someone else, you retarded cat. D: Now he's snoring. omg so cute.
& on a different note, I fail at life.
But anyways, I wrote another drabble in continuation of that one I just posted yesterday. (
fireworkflower harasses me D:) I think I should uh, name this lil drabble series, but I'm still brainstorming ideas. So uh, yeah. Suggestions? & should I just stop these? Are they too ridiculous? xDD
Drabble: 2/?
Title: Squabbles
Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: Naruto&Sasuke
Rating: PG, I guess.
Genre: Humor
Words: 434
Summary: In which Naruto needs a drink and Sasuke's a Wifesuke. Bwahaha.
Notes: xD Man, are they even IC anymore? I've only got the second one done too. xD I can completely see Naruto heading for the alcohol though. xD
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Squabbles
"Seriously," Sasuke carefully set the grocery bags down on the island's countertop, taking care that none of them tipped over and spilled their contents. "Tampons?"
The door was slammed shut with a bit more force than necessary. "I didn't know they were tampons!" Naruto groused, as he toed off his shoes. He easily squeezed past Sasuke and the sink, but made sure to jut his hip out just right in passing so that the Uchiha lost balanced and stumbled into the groceries. Sasuke skillfully caught himself before he fell atop all the bags - hands flung out, face millimeters away from a mouthful of brown paper - and quickly retaliated by growling and aiming a halfhearted kick towards the blond. Naruto easily dodged him, and continued making a beeline towards the liquor cabinet.
"I just sort of... See bright colors and get, well, attracted to them. I guess." He opened the cabinet and reached straight for the Dr. Mcgillicuddy's, as if his hand was being guided by some higher power. Sasuke muttered something that sounded suspiciously like 'raccoon', and began taking things out of the bags.
"Naruto, I don't see how dark blue qualifies as a 'bright color'," he replied absentmindedly, turning away from the blond to remove his bag of tomatoes with a tenderness rarely shown.
Naruto scowled at the (gloating) fruit and quickly gulped down his glass. "I’m just randomly attracted to things, alright? Can't you just forget about it? Shit, I had what, .5 seconds to realize what they were before you starting barking my head off? Okay, I'm a moron, I get it, just leave it alone!"
The long stretch of silence that followed was tense and uncomfortable. Naruto refused to look anywhere but his now empty glass and Sasuke continued unpacking the groceries one by one, his posture stiff and distant. It wasn't until he'd reach the last bag that Sasuke broke the quiet for the second time that evening, "What...” He cleared his throat, “--attracted you to me?" he asked quietly. If possible, his shoulders became even more rigid.
Naruto just stood there befuddled, and blinked at the back of Sasuke’s head a couple of times. It took him a few long moments to connect Sasuke's train of thought - 'tch, randomly attracted, yeah right - but once he did, he couldn't help the sappy smile that curled at his lips. "Gods, Sasuke, you're such a girl."
Thanks to his ninja reflexes, Naruto managed to duck the can of peas aimed at his head just in time. But unfortunately, no amount of apologizing and pleading could convince Sasuke to forgive him.
The couch was a very cold and lonely place that night.
fin
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A/N: I'd still love you if you pointed out typos. xD I write these bad boys late at night.my