Drabble; Grocery Shopping + Ranting
fireworkflower : Muahahaha. that's another thing i like about them. they'd even take their rivalry to bed~ xD
sakanda :It's cause they're amazing. xD Bwahaha. Can you picture them trying to do some normal random couple stuff? Like, grocery shopping? xDD
fireworkflower : H-HOLY SHIT, CUTEST MENTAL IMAGE EVER.
I fail. xD This isn't so much cute as... 'wtf?' xDD BUT OH WELL. At least this explains that question, huh Lavie? xD
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Grocery Shopping
"Would you put that down?" Sasuke snapped, irritation evident in his tone.
Naruto's head swiveled towards the demanding voice, but his look quickly transitioned from surprise to offense. He frowned and slowly narrowed his eyes in defiance. "No. I won't."
Sasuke, having a sudden appreciation for mothers with small children, felt his patience run dry. "Naruto. Would you put. That. Down?" His grip on the shopping cart tighten considerably.
"No, Sasuke," Naruto stated, over articulating his syllables. His voice rose with each word. "I will not put it down." He sauntered menacingly up to his companion, never breaking eye contact. "Because…" Gently and purposefully, he placed the item he was holding in the top basket of the cart, next to Sasuke's precious bag of tomatoes.
"I'm buying it." He said this last part softly, Sasuke's face only a few mere inches away from his. Naruto smirked that self-pleased smirk of his, right in the arrogant bastard's face, his eyes not losing their defiant glint.
Sasuke had to use all his self control not to punch the fucking thing right off Naruto's face.
Their glares bore into each other's heads, whispering promises of violent intent, and the air between them seemed to crackle with silent tension. Naruto's hand remained draped over his intended purchase, fingers tensed, as if ready to snatch it back at a moment's notice, and Sasuke's knuckles had begun to turn white from the force he was gripping the cart's handle with. The fact that they were standing directly in the middle of the hygiene aisle seemed to escape both young men.
"Naruto," Sasuke finally growled into the silence, his dark eyes still drilling into blue ones. Naruto felt his muscles tense up in anticipation. "What the hell do you need a box of tampons for?"
Blue eyes widened, and Naruto glanced down to first confirm the box of Lite Tampax tampons sitting innocently underneath his hand before he let his face flush to a brilliant red. He hastily grabbed the box up and stuffed it onto the nearest shelf, then set off down the aisle at a quickened pace, stuffing his hands into orange pockets and muttering under his breath about 'bastards' and 'sabotage'.
Sasuke simply sighed, retrieved the box of tampons and put them back in their proper place, before pushing the cart after the blonde. He really hated grocery shopping.
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A/N: Oh snap. >.> Is it just me, or does 'sauntered menacingly' seem like an oxymoron? xD Also, I bet I missed typos. Point em out, yeah, if you see them? HOW WAS IT? xDD