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[sakai_yukari]

Life? Yeah, not nearly as fun and exciting as I was lead to believe. I should've realized that when they pulled me out 2 months early and denied me the pleasure of a journey down the birth canal and torturing my mother as thanks for conceiving me in the first place.

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[spiletta42]

:(

I hope things get better. We miss you in chat!

[acehorner]

I was pulled out too, but I was one month late. I know how to get my torture in.

*nuzzles*

[serenitysoars]

There's still plenty of ways to torture mom, but imo I don't think that'll make life any more fun or exciting.