SHINee From Last Night (2/?)

[saitheisonfire]

 title: SHINee From Last Night (2/?)
author: saitheisonfire 
rating: NC-17
pairing: JongKey
genre: crack, fail!humor, smut, obnoxious phallic humor
warning: there's this thing called sexual intercourse, and it's what happens when two people either love each other very very much or they are consumed with this thing called lust and they act upon it. sex makes babies

Comments

[chocolatos]

yesung oppa, you'd better find a place to hide from now on =))

[shineeowner]

OHMYGOD GIRL THIS WAS HILLARIOUS :

[a_life_defiant]

“I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isn’t sound proof Captain Cock.”

The rice in Kibum’s mouth dribbled out ungraciously and Taemin choked on his banana milk.

“You heard us?”

“The entire planet heard Kibum hyung take that raptor dick like the Sergeant he is.”

DEAD. 100% DEAD. O_O

XD

♥

[jinkibumiminho]

Tryin so hard not to laugh and squee in front of the kids....
“Hyung, what’s a sodomy?” Taemin asked Jinki, who choked on his rice.

“It’s a color Taemin.” Jinki answered far too quickly.

Perfect.

This takes me back to college dorm days when hubby and I would...oh, you get the picture.

[saitheisonfire]

oh god I was rolling on the floor laughing after I typed that XD

[fansachy88]

hkgsadahgdakshdasgdaskhd

Fuckyeah!! I love this!!

“You heard us?”

“The entire planet heard Kibum hyung take that raptor dick like the Sergeant he is.”

“Oh my god.” Kibum his his face in his hands.

“Hyung, what’s a sodomy?” Taemin asked Jinki, who choked on his rice.

“It’s a color Taemin.” Jinki answered far too quickly

“You told me the walls were soundproof!” Kibum hissed at Jonghyun.

EPICAWESOMETASTIC!!!