My Superbowl commercial

[saintbryan]

I wrote a commercial that they should have played during the Super Bowl. Actually, they did, over and over again, but it had a variety of formats. This is my uber-commercial.
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The world becomes static. It spreads from the screen.

“This is the emergency broadcasting network,” a voice says, “there is a problem with the server.

Comments

[dead_eye_dallas]

But will this detract from chip eating and beer drinking?

[saintbryan]

Yes. It will be very distracting.