Gospel #4

[saint_rosette]

I got my guns ability back!!! Calgara was very nice and have given it to me at the party!! I feel like myself again

Comments

[tapdancinskelly]

Yohoho...ho... That's so mean!

[tapdancinskelly]

No, Hell has more coconuts singing love songs to bananas than what we have here. Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

... That even exists here?!?

[tapdancinskelly]

You've seen some of the evidence for yourself haven't you? But yes I was stuck on an island for 3 days once with these singing food articles who also kept asking me jokes such as "Why does the ocean roar? Give up? You would too if you had crabs on your bottom, and oysters in your bed." I did teach them to Yohohoho however so if you ever hear a Yohohoho in the middle of the night, you may well be near that dreaded island.

Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

Well that's haunting.

I'll make sure to add to the list of islands I want to stay way the fuck away from. Is that why you hate coconuts now?

[tapdancinskelly]

No, the reason I hate coconuts is that a wild pack of coconuts stole my girlfriend. Also they seem to fall on me no matter what.

[doubleppk]

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They... stole... your girlfriend? Wtf? Why would your girlfriend leave to a bunch of fruit!? Also... how the hell did you ever get a girlfriend?

[tapdancinskelly]

Well obviously she wasn't a very good girlfriend since I lost her to some coconuts now was she?! Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

... That's a valid point I suppose. So given that you've known 3 seperate women named Cholera, was she one of them?

[tapdancinskelly]

Aye, the one with the STDs? Yohohoho!

[doubleppk]

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Did you give them to her?

[tapdancinskelly]

No it was those damned coconuts!

[doubleppk]

Ahahah! I'd ask how but the idea skeeves me out.

[saint_rosette]

...oh, yes.
That too.

[tapdancinskelly]

Crude? ME?!