Surgery

[sailorjim]

Well, I certainly hope nobody was hurt by THE BULLET I JUST FRIGGIN’ DUCKED!!

NO SURGERY FOR THE SAILOR!!

The surgeon checked me out and decided that surgery would be useless.  She (yup, had to be a she, didn’t it?) explained that in a week or so my butt would just naturally fall off.

No, she said that my body was absorbing the clot nicely and that

Comments

[dafydd]

*dafydd looks up from his book.*

"So, ~that~ was that whistling sound I just heard go by!"

Glad things are, er, working out, Sailor!

[grace3636]

Happy endings are possible !?!

[hitchhiker]

good to hear!

[alpha_strike]

It had to be a woman, Jim. Otherwise the Universe's little joke wouldn't have worked.

It's good to hear that they aren't whacking chunks off you!