Exhausted

[sahroe]

I stepped on a mouse at work today. I was wearing thin flip-flops.

"Eeeeuuuughhh. I just stepped on a mouse." - me
"Is it dead?" - Granger
"Well it is now. I stepped on it! It crunched

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[mrseb]

Try stepping on a half-dead rabbit that your cat has lovingly brought in for you.

No better way to start the day, I assure you...