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*Baneblade's in the nexus again...this time though the poor tank's getting thoroughly yelled at by a rather short indiviual in a black great coat, a ridiculous hat and scarlet sash. Somehow Baneblade and the regimental commissar of the Valhallan 114th armoured have turned up in the nexus. No they don't know how either.*
Errm sir? *Baneblade ventures as soon as he notices this is NOT the court yard*
What is abomination...trying to wheedle your way out of something?! *the short commissar yells at him; brandishing his laspistol...which is kinda pointless because compared to baneblade armour it'd be like trying to take down a wall with a pea shooter*
Err we seem to have arrived in the nexus...sir *the poor tank points out his main turret scoping out the area*
The Nexus? What is this; abomination! You have brought me here to fullfil you evil plans! Nevertheless my faith in the emperor shall protect me! *The commissar just yells at him looking more like a kid having a temper-tanturm than anything else. Unfortunately this 'kid' does have the legal right to execute anyone he wants...fortunately for Baneblade no one can ever figure out who's jurisdiction a living tank comes under.*
Err no sir. Why would I want to do that sir?
Hah it seem this rot has spread worse than I first feared...I may need to restort to decimation. *He's started talking to himself. Planning and generally preaching he trusts the emperor will protect him and largely ignores the tank*
*At the word decimation anyone who knows Baneblade or are adept at reading tank body language will be able to tell he's barely holdig back his fury. Realising he's being largely ingnored and knowing he wont get anywhere the tank addresses the nexus at large*
How do you get through to someone that you're not some kind of abomination and killing 1 out of 10 of your regiment would be a bad idea? ...preferably without resorting to ...desperate measures.
((MUN's note: The regimental commissar's supposed to be highly irritating and a pompus idiot so feel free to get annoyed at him...also if you get him annoyed enough he may shoot you. The AV field will of course block this, but by all means smack him around a little. Baneblade wont stop you; just try not to kill the moron. ))
((commissar's speaking is in italics and Baneblade's bolded for ease of clarification))