Mar 21, 2007 14:18
::This is Schuldig's couch in the Nexus. On one side of it there's a mini fridge and a covered platter on top of an end table. On the other side there's a plush chair and a post that has a wooden sign hanging from it. The sign currently reads, "Dr. Badass is OUT." When Schuldig appears, he's wearing a suit and glasses with the attitude most people would have while wearing a naughty nurse costume. He changes the sign to "IN" and sits down on the chair.::
What problems do you have that you need an answer to? You can ask for an answer from me or ::he removes the lid from the platter to reveal a lot of individually-wrapped Chinese fortune cookies nestled among Peeps, jelly beans, Cadbury Creme Eggs, and chocolate bunnies:: from the best Chinese fortune cookies American technology can manufacture.
Or you can stop by for some sweets and medicinal alcohol and shoot the breeze. What do you want to declare in front of the whole Nexus? and all that. I have several German beers as well as Bud and Asahi. ::It's not like Bud and Asahi are real beer.:: All non-LOL'd because I don't roll like that. I find that Schwarzbier and Cadbury Creme Eggs are particularly tasty together.