There goes the Nexus...
*A five foot tall individual strides into the Nexus, holding two small ray guns in either hand. The ray guns have tubes sprouting from the back of them that connect to a pack on the man's back. Despite his very short stature and the shadowy veil obscuring his face, he still somehow manages to look down his nose at the Nexus' occupants.* Greetings. I have recently invented a new device with remarkable peace-time applications. While I have thoroughly tested it within my laboratory, I feel a field test must be run before it can be properly used. Fear not, for the device I now hold is incapable of causing harm. *Although no one can see it, there is a definitely evil smile beneath that dark mask.* You may even feel like a whole new person.
((Yes, there is a LOL here, but exactly what it is is a surprise. Voldo will test the device on you if you get near enough, whether you like it or not, and he's a pretty good shot, so the best way to avoid this LOL is to not post here. This isn't a light LOL, and may cause your pup some problems, but it wears off after a day, (more if you'd like), so what the hell?
Edit: People apparently aren't as big a fan of surprises as I am ; ; Ho-hum. Well, it's a mindswapping device, so Voldo will switch your pups body with someone else on the same thread.))
((Yes, there is a LOL here, but exactly what it is is a surprise. Voldo will test the device on you if you get near enough, whether you like it or not, and he's a pretty good shot, so the best way to avoid this LOL is to not post here. This isn't a light LOL, and may cause your pup some problems, but it wears off after a day, (more if you'd like), so what the hell?
Edit: People apparently aren't as big a fan of surprises as I am ; ; Ho-hum. Well, it's a mindswapping device, so Voldo will switch your pups body with someone else on the same thread.))