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[master_troven]

He has a box. In the box are little tea kettles that are snuffling around like puppies. He sets the box down and perches on a wall.

"My kitchen's currently haunted. Spirits aren't my thing. Anyone know how to get rid of them? And does anyone want to adopt a tea kettle?"

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[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *The dragon strides forth, proffering a claw as he announces himself.* Taron, warrior of God, hunter of demons, and expert of exorcisms. Just show me the way. *Two exorcisms int he same day?! Taron could not believe his luck. He was in a rare good mood.*

[dragon_paragon]

Taron: *Sigh. Back to the drawing board.* Is it just the teapots, or has the entire kitchen started reproducing?

[master_troven]

"The tea kettle is the only thing that reproduced. The fridge has a tentacle monster in it that tries to eat my lover... and everyone else. The kitchen table had a Scottish bagpipe player haunting it. Lots of random things."

[dragon_paragon]

*Taron, not having actual eyebrows, raises a brow ridge.* Taron: ...I could kill the monster and maybe do something about the bagpipe player.

[master_troven]

Alexander gives him a Look. "If someone like myself couldn't kill the monster in the fridge, little dragon, what makes you think you can?"