((EDIT: And the mun has to go and get some sleep. Of course feel free to keep taking shinies from the generous undead pirate if you want! and thankyou so much to all who've participated in Cerv's LOL so far. ^^ ))
*Good heavens. That can't be Cervantes...can it? Although the pallid, bluish skin, the blank white eyes and the sleek mane of white hair are all present and correct, this undead pirate's surely far too young. And far too pretty, for want of a better word. He sits down crosslegged next to the Nexus sign, completely unarmed, and smiles charmingly. Oh now that's just plain wrong, wrong bad and wrong, and not a little bit scary.*
I'm feeling generous. Would anyone like a fragment? And if not, what is the best good deed any man can accomplish for his fellow man?
*one slim pale hand gestures to a leather bag at his side. It's full of what look like little blue pieces of some unknown metal, and they're shiny.*
((If your pup comes into contact any of those little pieces Cervantes is offering, their moral and/or physical alignment will change. If your pup is a villain or a Completely Bad Person (TM) they will change and behave like a hero or a Totally Good Person for a day, and vice versa. Equally, if your pup is old or suffering some form of mutation/scarring/deformity, they will spend a day being young and teenage pin-up beautiful/handsome, and vice versa. Of course, if you're lucky enough to have a morally/physically ambiguous pup, you can choose Good or Evil at will.
*coughs* and if you don't fancy that, have a day's worth of Talking Like A Pirate. As always, LOL only applies if you want it to and for as long as you want it to. Hope you enjoy.))