The doctor is in(sane)

Jul 17, 2006 18:15

A strange, tall man in a paperbag pops in through a hatch in the floor. Strangely enough, it wasn't even there before.

♥ "Ah! Why hello there, you innocent Nexus citizens! How wonderful to see such healthy, robust beings!"

He opens his medical bag, releasing a tiny version of himself, which holds a sign and hovers about, yelling.

COME, COME! YES, YES! THE AMAZING DOCTOR FAUST IS IN BUSINESS, READY TO CURE YOUR WOES! KARMAS BALANCED! BRAINS UNSCRAMBLED! TRICK KNEES EXPLAINED! MALADIES, CURSES, AND QUERIES FIXED!

He takes out a notepad and sits down with some tea.

"So, what is your problem today?"

((Want anything fixed on your pup? Take em to see the doctor! Whether or not his treatment works, how long, and any side effects are completely up to each mun.))
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