((So COMPLETELY NSFW))

Jul 05, 2006 20:51

*A procession of Daleks enters the Nexus through a portal, coming two-by-two. The first pair swing smoking censers from their plunger-arms. The next four bear a litter between them, on which rests a large, heavily-shielded box. Last of all comes a mostly-black Dalek, its dome replaced by a papal hat. The procession comes to a stop near a large group, and the Dalek pope addresses the masses.*

ATTENTION, INFERIOR SINNERS: THE HOLY DALEKS HAVE BEEN GUIDED BY THE LORD, AND WILL NOW SHOW YOU THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS.

*The litter is lowered to the ground, the box it carries opened to reveal a massive cluster of luminous pink crystalline spikes.*

THROUGH DIVINE PROVIDENCE, THE DALEKS HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THE SUBSTANCE KNOWN AS PINK KRYPTONITE. OUR RESEARCH HAS REVEALED THIS MATERIAL'S POWER OVER THE SEXUAL DRIVES OF SINNERS. OUR SCIENTISTS HAVE CULTIVATED A SUPERIOR FORM OF PINK KRYPTONITE THAT WILL EXPUNGE YOUR WRETCHED URGES AND RETURN YOU TO PURITY. THE SODOM THAT IS THE NEXUS WILL BE CLEANSED OF ALL SEXUAL DESIRE! IT IS THE WILL OF THE LORD! AMEN!

*Behind it, the other Daleks chorus "AMEN!" as the strange emenations of the pink crystals bathe the surrounding Nexus and its inhabitants.*

((A bit of Nexus LOL for those who feel like it. No, the Daleks really don't know what they're doing, the pink kryptonite will not shut down people's sex drives. Rather, anyone responding here will find their normal preferences and tendencies reversed; straight becomes gay, doms become sub, kinky becomes missionary, etc, etc, etc, and vice versa. Lasts only as long as you want it to. Have fun!))
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