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[waterandpie]

*walks in angrily, crumpling a piece of paper in his hand*

Why are teenagers so stupid?

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[not_smurfette]

Humans are stupid, if you wish to go that far. It doesn't matter their age.

[waterandpie]

I really don't wish to go that far. I'm not that misanthropic yet.

[not_smurfette]

Define, in your case, what makes for stupidity?

[waterandpie]

The unwillingness to accept people who are different from them.

[typeo_support]

I'll take "Raging Hormones" for 100, Alex.

[waterandpie]

Hey, my hormones do a fair bit of raging and I still manage to stay marginally intelligent.

[typeo_support]

Are you a teenager?

[waterandpie]

Yeah.

Skyler Sands here...

[skjam]

The latest scientific research claims that teenagers' brains haven't fully finished developing the part of their brains that governs good judgement. Thus they're more vulnerable to acting on impulse.

Re: Skyler Sands here...

[waterandpie]

Ah, that makes sense.

[fullmetal_piers]

"People say wisdom comes with age," Piers shrugs, only marginally aware of the fact he's in a child's body while saying this, "but I don't know how accurate that is."

[waterandpie]

I wouldn't know.

[fullmetal_piers]

"Well, they do say many things about the spirit of youth, doing what you will, which is in some senses the opposite of wisdom."

[alexa_parker]

Childish impulses mixed with adult emotions. Sudden responsibilities while being treated like a delinquent. Hormones.

[waterandpie]

So it's like a grab bag of idiocy.

[alexa_parker]

Pretty much. Avoid anyone from age 12-20 at all costs.

[waterandpie]

Well, I would, but there's a thing called high school that I have to deal with.