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Alexander and Lain sauntered in. Alexander had a cardboard Burger King crown placed meticulously on his head. And Lain had a Dairy Queen crown perched crookedly on her head.
Alexander cleared his throat. "I am Prince of a city now. If you don't understand what that means...don't bother asking, I won't tell you. By default, that makes Lain a queen. So, I present to you myself, Prince Alexander, then Queen Lain and her sister Court-Make-Fun-Of-The-Prince-'Til-She's-Blue-In-The-Face. Every proper group needs one of those. Anyway, what do you think a good court requires? How do you celebrate something like becoming Prince?"
"Very well spoken, my dear Prince!"
Lain grinned wryly. "And how do you keep your best friend from passing out everytime a fight occurs?"
((I've gotta go...but I'll respond when I'm allowed back on.))
Alexander cleared his throat. "I am Prince of a city now. If you don't understand what that means...don't bother asking, I won't tell you. By default, that makes Lain a queen. So, I present to you myself, Prince Alexander, then Queen Lain and her sister Court-Make-Fun-Of-The-Prince-'Til-She's-Blue-In-The-Face. Every proper group needs one of those. Anyway, what do you think a good court requires? How do you celebrate something like becoming Prince?"
"Very well spoken, my dear Prince!"
Lain grinned wryly. "And how do you keep your best friend from passing out everytime a fight occurs?"
((I've gotta go...but I'll respond when I'm allowed back on.))