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[gokkun_girl]

What's the freakiest thing someone's called you in bed?

((Obviously answers might be NSFW.))

((EDIT: Must sleep, will answer additional replies tomorrow. Hey, thanks for the warm welcome!))

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[deadlyaqua]

I think I remember a guy once calling me a dolphin once. It was pretty weird.

[gokkun_girl]

Like... a MIAMI dolphin or one of those Flipper-types?

[deadlyaqua]

I dunno, but he just started calling me his fuck-dolphin. Aquatic-based I may be, that's just a line that should not be crossed.

...even if most dolphins are pretty sex-maniacal.

[overhiloverdale]

Dale blinks- and laughs. "Oh shit that's fucking odd, man. Sorry. But shit that's funny."

[lil_mysteries]

"I've had some weird ones but the one that threw me the most was "Fuck-monkey."

[gokkun_girl]

Wow. Sheesh. So that's, what, three bad animal names so far. I should start keeping a scorecard here.

[lil_mysteries]

"I almost stopped what I was doing to ask her where the hell that came from."

[gokkun_girl]

Only almost, huh?

[man_of_means]

"Papa. Kinda freaked me out."

[gokkun_girl]

Ick, yeah. Like the two Daddies over there... *points up* What'd you do?

[man_of_means]

"Just chose the wrong girl at the club, I guess. I'm only a little over 200! I don't wanna be called papa, or mister, or anything like that. I guess Daddy MIGHT have been acceptable, but "papa" is a whole new level of fucked up."

[gokkun_girl]

What, a papa's older than a daddy? And why not Mister?

[superfinemind]

Gushing insanitary mess.

[gokkun_girl]

Were you actually HAVING your period or were they just being rude?

[superfinemind]

Point of fact, my period was a week early on account of some overaggressive fingers, but actually, no, it was because I was, at that point, bleeding in three different places-- aforementioned period, plus some blood play cuts that were still leaking, and then, I've got this vessel in my nose that has decided that thing that anime guys do where they suddenly gush out the nose when they see panties/skin/whatever is just really way cool. Doesn't even require any trauma sometimes, just, bam, gush!

So the actual line was, "I'm amazed at how quickly you can go from nothing to gushing insanitary mess." He's actually rather a dear, it was just that I'd managed to get blood on the sheets, mattress, floor, refrigerator, at least two walls, and probably a chair or two.

[gokkun_girl]

Anime guys get nosebleeds instead of hard-ons? See, this is why I don't watch TV.

[sashadlaine]

She chuckled, "I don't know if being called Mommy was worse or better than being called by my best friend's name."

[gokkun_girl]

Mommy is pretty freaksome, I'll add you to the reluctant parents list for that one... being called by your best friend's name is just 100% OUCH.

[sashadlaine]

She laughed, "Yea, it sucked pretty bad. We were really into it too, I mean I was this close," she held her fingers apart an inch, "To coming and he was right there, then he all of a sudden calls out Rylee's name. I bucked him off me and threw him out."

[gokkun_girl]

At least you can laugh about it now, though, right?