Tonight, LIVE, MPTV....
Tonight, Dear Sages, coming to you live from the Mainframe Pirate TV Studios, we give you, Mike the TV!!
*sounds of loud cheering, then Mike swaggers out on stage*
I gotta tell ya, it took me forever to get here. I kept having to stop for the boat to go on sail!
*stops, stares at the silent audience* But, you all want the meat of the broadcast, the reason for your sojourn here in the between-times.
Tell me, *voice drops* Do you feel lucky tonight?
Earlier this evening, MPTV was proud to capture live feed of the everyone turns into an animal once in a blue moon event! And without further ado-- *winks* --I recap it for you loooovely people!
Moira became a wee red hen, Vetinari? Yeah. You gotta see it ta believe it. Ed's a puppy! Elektra turns into a two-pounds soaking wet KITTEN and Greed? Well, they say dolphins like humping a lot...
Watch out for the Widow's sting, not that she's happy about it. For once, Graydon Creed has an eye-opening experience. Or should that be owl-opening?
Lo! Behold! Pika pika, Tabby-cat.
Amy misses the point, Reeve makes the sulkiest cutest cat EVER, and let's not even discuss the crests on Strife Or the shortness of Vaaaaaaasssh. Not to mention Blackfire/Red X OTP4EVERyay.
Zax, baby! Let's do lunch! I'll have my people call your people, CIAO.
Charley Kent, Wonder Horse. Carmen Sandiego, The World's Best Thief, becomes something unexpected. WHAT will it be? FILM at eleven.
Which brings to mind the song, it was a classic. *taps mic* *sings* See-more, my llama, goin' to the dentist--HEY. Zip! Bang! Turtle? Mia, that smart cookie, keeps a safe distance.
So, I think it's time for a break, maybe, time for... TEA? Or maybe just time to weasel our way into an Emmy. *sniffles* Aw, you shouldn't have!
Everyone needs to watch out for The Hellspawn. I'm not jokin'. Them things can kill ya in the miiiiddle of the night. *dunh, dunh, dunh!* And let's not forget Arkana, the Angry Dragon who wants YOU! to make him dinner.
In lighter news, Dave the Gerbil is here to say, "Just say no, mmm'kay?"
And Thanos, that kidder, got himself turned into a purple-headed iguana. Thanguana. HAH! I kill me!
Or maybe Moondragon will. Right after she gets ambulatory again. *blows kisses*
In even cuter news, the kids pull out ALL the stops, baby. First, little Raven is a baby deer (Can I get an "AWwwwwwwww!" from the audience? I THOUGHT SO) Then mini!Creed puts on his best cheetah-spots (just like mama, I bet. Awwwwww!)
Speaking of mamas, Boomer makes a rather dumpy penguin--and here we thought pilots had to be svelt to pilot their craft!
Terry likes her tail. Don't we all, sugar-lips. *winks*
Rabbits breed like, well, rabbits. There's Kimiko, Raz, Momo-chan, Belial, Mirokou.... Hrm. I thought there were more.
Maybe they were all eaten by Tom the ferret? He seems to make a habit of chasing small, defenseless animals.
Proving that breeding will tell, Wade Wilson's a idiot primate. While the delectable She-Hulk finds herself a bit... smaller than normal.
Look out for the Wee Folk, the small wolves, and the LARGE, stompy, DEER.
Not to mention the cranky SHIELD commander-turned-elephant. Now, THAT'S stompin' power, baby.
And I don't mean Fury. He's a short, neutered, dog. Yes. Neutered. Even Dalmino thinks so. And you all know that we get on like a HOUSE on fire.
Continuing the trend of Kitties are Cute, But Angry About Their Lot in Life, we have Robin, Toad and Kitty (who is actually a lemur, but BEAR with me for this metaphor, babes).
Speakin' of bears, the Juggernaut's all cuddly now, yo.
My dear Doctor, one should NOT make The Punisher play 'fetch'. Unless one has a CAMERA and can sell the images on the internet for the damned low price of -- *DEEP BREATH* -- 9999.99!
One can almost feel sorry for poor Gabe, caught unawares and having to be a wolf.
Although, one shouldn't let Ivvy catch one in her coils, nor Lilith within her... ah, toils.
Yo quiero Crystal Beatle - The new, improved, FIFTH BEETLE, ladies and gentlemen! And, everything in between. Not to mention Commander Thor be gettin' his flirt on with Ms. Agent I don't wanna be a Grackle Scully.
'Course, Mistah F be tryin' ta restore order-like. And not no one pay him any mind. 'Specially not Dalmino in her pink collar (that's stylin', baby)
As with all things, we get the Peanuckle Gallery, which isn't limited to Nate Grey. Surprisingly, Mr. Sinister soon finds himself in a Predicament-like.
THIS JUST IN. Yugi Turned Into Fat Chicken... thing. More pictures and images, as these EVENTS OCCUR.
Sadly, in the end Might Makes Right and we can all go home, knowing that the Hero Got the Girl, Hell on Earth has been averted, and Mainframe will Always Hear the Word.
*sniffles and wipes his eyes*
That's all, from us here in the studio at Mainframe's Pirate TV, we bid you adieu.
((Disclaimer: I think I caught everyone. If I didn't, I apologize. I'm insane and blind now. All of this was meant in fun. A huge thanks to the folks at Fandom Radio for providing months of recaps to learn the (hopefully) amusing art.))
*sounds of loud cheering, then Mike swaggers out on stage*
I gotta tell ya, it took me forever to get here. I kept having to stop for the boat to go on sail!
*stops, stares at the silent audience* But, you all want the meat of the broadcast, the reason for your sojourn here in the between-times.
Tell me, *voice drops* Do you feel lucky tonight?
Earlier this evening, MPTV was proud to capture live feed of the everyone turns into an animal once in a blue moon event! And without further ado-- *winks* --I recap it for you loooovely people!
Moira became a wee red hen, Vetinari? Yeah. You gotta see it ta believe it. Ed's a puppy! Elektra turns into a two-pounds soaking wet KITTEN and Greed? Well, they say dolphins like humping a lot...
Watch out for the Widow's sting, not that she's happy about it. For once, Graydon Creed has an eye-opening experience. Or should that be owl-opening?
Lo! Behold! Pika pika, Tabby-cat.
Amy misses the point, Reeve makes the sulkiest cutest cat EVER, and let's not even discuss the crests on Strife Or the shortness of Vaaaaaaasssh. Not to mention Blackfire/Red X OTP4EVERyay.
Zax, baby! Let's do lunch! I'll have my people call your people, CIAO.
Charley Kent, Wonder Horse. Carmen Sandiego, The World's Best Thief, becomes something unexpected. WHAT will it be? FILM at eleven.
Which brings to mind the song, it was a classic. *taps mic* *sings* See-more, my llama, goin' to the dentist--HEY. Zip! Bang! Turtle? Mia, that smart cookie, keeps a safe distance.
So, I think it's time for a break, maybe, time for... TEA? Or maybe just time to weasel our way into an Emmy. *sniffles* Aw, you shouldn't have!
Everyone needs to watch out for The Hellspawn. I'm not jokin'. Them things can kill ya in the miiiiddle of the night. *dunh, dunh, dunh!* And let's not forget Arkana, the Angry Dragon who wants YOU! to make him dinner.
In lighter news, Dave the Gerbil is here to say, "Just say no, mmm'kay?"
And Thanos, that kidder, got himself turned into a purple-headed iguana. Thanguana. HAH! I kill me!
Or maybe Moondragon will. Right after she gets ambulatory again. *blows kisses*
In even cuter news, the kids pull out ALL the stops, baby. First, little Raven is a baby deer (Can I get an "AWwwwwwwww!" from the audience? I THOUGHT SO) Then mini!Creed puts on his best cheetah-spots (just like mama, I bet. Awwwwww!)
Speaking of mamas, Boomer makes a rather dumpy penguin--and here we thought pilots had to be svelt to pilot their craft!
Terry likes her tail. Don't we all, sugar-lips. *winks*
Rabbits breed like, well, rabbits. There's Kimiko, Raz, Momo-chan, Belial, Mirokou.... Hrm. I thought there were more.
Maybe they were all eaten by Tom the ferret? He seems to make a habit of chasing small, defenseless animals.
Proving that breeding will tell, Wade Wilson's a idiot primate. While the delectable She-Hulk finds herself a bit... smaller than normal.
Look out for the Wee Folk, the small wolves, and the LARGE, stompy, DEER.
Not to mention the cranky SHIELD commander-turned-elephant. Now, THAT'S stompin' power, baby.
And I don't mean Fury. He's a short, neutered, dog. Yes. Neutered. Even Dalmino thinks so. And you all know that we get on like a HOUSE on fire.
Continuing the trend of Kitties are Cute, But Angry About Their Lot in Life, we have Robin, Toad and Kitty (who is actually a lemur, but BEAR with me for this metaphor, babes).
Speakin' of bears, the Juggernaut's all cuddly now, yo.
My dear Doctor, one should NOT make The Punisher play 'fetch'. Unless one has a CAMERA and can sell the images on the internet for the damned low price of -- *DEEP BREATH* -- 9999.99!
One can almost feel sorry for poor Gabe, caught unawares and having to be a wolf.
Although, one shouldn't let Ivvy catch one in her coils, nor Lilith within her... ah, toils.
Yo quiero Crystal Beatle - The new, improved, FIFTH BEETLE, ladies and gentlemen! And, everything in between. Not to mention Commander Thor be gettin' his flirt on with Ms. Agent I don't wanna be a Grackle Scully.
'Course, Mistah F be tryin' ta restore order-like. And not no one pay him any mind. 'Specially not Dalmino in her pink collar (that's stylin', baby)
As with all things, we get the Peanuckle Gallery, which isn't limited to Nate Grey. Surprisingly, Mr. Sinister soon finds himself in a Predicament-like.
THIS JUST IN. Yugi Turned Into Fat Chicken... thing. More pictures and images, as these EVENTS OCCUR.
Sadly, in the end Might Makes Right and we can all go home, knowing that the Hero Got the Girl, Hell on Earth has been averted, and Mainframe will Always Hear the Word.
*sniffles and wipes his eyes*
That's all, from us here in the studio at Mainframe's Pirate TV, we bid you adieu.
((Disclaimer: I think I caught everyone. If I didn't, I apologize. I'm insane and blind now. All of this was meant in fun. A huge thanks to the folks at Fandom Radio for providing months of recaps to learn the (hopefully) amusing art.))