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[pitch_light]

My brother has a girlfriend and I saw them kissing. x_x Eew?

He also said some stuff that my other brother would probably like to know, but I don't know if I really want to tell him. He doesn't seem to like me very much, and I can't say my opinion of him is all that great, either, so maybe I should just keep this to myself.

What do you guys

Comments

[moon_wins]

I would suggest taking them on Jerry Springer. The only way to truly work over personal pain is to put it out on Earth television for the enjoyment of others. They will love you for it.

[evil_giselle]

Fermented fruit juice, or grains, or whatever else you can find to ferment. It's like a drug.

[pitch_light]

You mean alcohol? I'm not supposed to have alcohol. My father said I'm too young, and he doesn't think it'd be very good for my systems.

[moon_wins]

Your father knows nothing, and is most likely an alien trying to keep you weak by keeping you from alcohol. Which will give you super powers AND make you look very cool.

[pitch_light]

I'm already a robot and my father's planning on building me armor and weapons. Why would I want super powers from alcohol? Besides, I don't care about looking cool.

[moon_wins]

Oh, you are a primitive automaton. I was told you were an actual humanoid. I might as well give advice to a toaster, then. Since, robots neither think, nor feel.

[pitch_light]

*sticks out his tongue childishly* I can too think and feel. I can even eat human food, if I want.

[moon_wins]

I wonder if all robots are delusional. Looks like your code is malfunctioning. Seeing as you are a little more than the sum of your wires.

[pitch_light]

You know what? I'm not going to listen to you anymore. *folds his arms and turns his back on the weird green guy*

[moon_wins]

*as voice fades* I have already planted the seed of doubt. Have fun with the other non-living friends of yours.

[evil_giselle]

Don't listen! The green one lies!

[evil_giselle]

Oh, you do know what alcohol is. Sorry... 'drink' is a common euphamism. That's why you shouldn't drink alcohol... it's very bad for your systems. You father was right.

[pitch_light]

Oh, I see. *nods in agreement*

[evil_giselle]

*nodnodnod* Keep it away from Springer, Pitch Light. Trust me, just keep is quiet. Don't let him *points to moon_wins* tell you any different.

[neverdiednyah]

*hands over a Furby with the ability to program a VCR*