Awkward turtle, reproduce!

[saerwen_13]

So my dad told my mom that I have a girlfriend.

She--my mom--now insinuates that I am dating Caitlyn because I have some creepy Freudian issues with her.

Mom? DO NOT WANT. DO NOT EVER WANT. DEAR GOD. I CAN FEEL THE BILE RISING.

Comments

[redcoast]

I dunno, maybe you should just reassure her she was a good mother? Assuming she was.

[saerwen_13]

Considering that I hardly speak to her now that I've aged out of the foster care system that I was placed in when she was found unfit... eh, yeah.

[redcoast]

Ha, or tell her it was her fault!

[saerwen_13]

That's always a viable possibility. =D

[lordhellebore]

o_O O...kay. Your mother seems weirdly self-centered.

[saerwen_13]

She kind of is. Might be the schizophrenia, that disease is known to come with delusions of grandeur.

[luna_glass_wall]

*snorts heroin*

Mari/Caitlyn...ourloveissomentalhealthissue XD

[saerwen_13]

Secretly, I'm thinking of my mom every time I--

OH GOD DO NOT WANT DO NOT WANT DO NOT FUCKING WANT.

[luna_glass_wall]

*quietly goes into corner and throws up*

[thesoundofsisu]

Wow....

Really?

I guess this is just her way of "dealing". Sad, sad. Yay, Mari & Caitlyn!!!!!

[ehrenyu]

....... yeah. Gross.