THE ROAD is so happy, RACHAEL RAY should do a COOKING SHOW about it. (spoiler warning)

[saerwen_13]

So you liked Blood Meridian, but you want more of the same Cormac McCarthy cheeriness with EVEN MORE cheer for even the MOST difficult day?

That's why we're bringing you The Road. With 50% more cheer, it's perfectly tailored to make you up to 1,200 times more happy than you were after reading Blood Meridian. Do you suffer from a crippling fear

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[pznxn__kerosene]

I KNEW IT.

Man, I'm hungry D;

[saerwen_13]

♥ HAPPINESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

[ehrenyu]

D: What is his fascination with killing babies? D:

[saerwen_13]

Probably symbolizes the death of innocence or optimism or something.