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Title: No fucking emoticons.
Author: saeng / bromantastic @ tumblr
Rating: PG-13 for language
Spoiler Warning: Up to 7.18
Summary: Dean's correspondence with the demon Meg while Castiel is in her care. Pretty Gen, but it can be interpreted freely.
Author’s Notes: Important- This entire fic is in cell phone format and merely depicts the messages sent between Dean and Meg and no one else.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:05 pm
What are you wearing? xoxo
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:14 pm
Don’t bullshit me, Meg.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:17 pm
Don’t be like that, Dean. If you want me to help you, we’re going to need to be friends.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:20 pm
Or you could stick to your job, update me, and I don’t show up there and tell Cas to get rid of you for good.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:22 pm
Better threats, Dean. He’s practically a vegetable.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:23 pm
There, I’m updating you ;)
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:30 pm
No fucking emoticons.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:32 pm
Wow, smiles bother you?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 12th, 2012 5:10 pm
Nothing? Going to ignore me?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 7:47 pm
If that’s all you got, we’re done for today.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 14th, 2012 10:10 am
He’s so pathetic when he’s sedated. Doesn’t realize we’re talking to him. Drools! So not as sexy as I remember.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 14th, 2012 11:47 am
Get over it.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 14th, 2012 6:51 pm
Does he talk?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 14th, 2012 7:16 pm
No.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 14th, 2012 7:35 pm
Not to us, at least. He mumbles in other languages.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:21 am
He puked last night. Gross. I hate cleaning angel guts. I thought he didn’t eat.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:40 am
Oh, never mind. They started tube feeding him yesterday. I was wondering when they would start to freak about the no eating thing.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:43 am
Feathery guy didn’t even realize something was in his skin. Jesus.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:51 am
Meg it’s fucking 6am
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:19 am
How is he now?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:26 am
Looking like shit. Nothing new.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:31 am
They going to keep feeding him?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:38 am
I’ll try to pull the tube when they’re not looking or something.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 9:49 pm
What a headache.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 9:57 pm
You get what you sign up for.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:24 pm
He came to. Wants to call Emmanuel's wife and talk to her.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:32 pm
Tell him we talked to her already, if he's still there.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:34 pm
He wants to know what you said.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:40 pm
We did the best we could. We said he remembered who he was and is now in a mental institute. She didn't have the best reaction. Only so much you can do.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 17th, 2012 5:13 pm
The doctors let him call her. I didn't get to hear it. He hasn't said anything since.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 17th, 2012 7:40 pm
Ok.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 20th, 2012 1:40 pm
Nothing?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 20th, 2012 1:58 pm
Like I told you on the phone, not a word.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 20th, 2012 2:18 pm
He stares at the wall like it offends him. He didn't even want a kiss :(
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 20th, 2012 2:40 pm
Ugh.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 12:12 pm
The doctors want to put him in a jacket.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 12:15 pm
What?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 12:37 pm
Why?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:07 pm
Answer me, god dammit.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:49 pm
It's laughable. These doctors don’t realize he could break that jacket in a second. All those divine powers. Good thing our dear boy’s so good at keeping them in check.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:51 pm
I bet Lucifer realizes what a great opportunity that body is. What do you think?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:55 pm
I’m not your chat buddy here. What happened?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:58 pm
Attacked himself. Practically scratched his arms off. Blood everywhere.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:05 pm
Is he going to be alright?
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:13 pm
Just do what the doctors want.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:20 pm
Easy for you to say. They think he’s going to kill himself. I don't know what to do.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:55 pm
Nothing?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 4:22 pm
Fine.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 22nd, 2012 1:27 am
I could come back
Message Failed: Send cancelled by user.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:01 pm
Well?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:19 pm
Well, what?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:25 pm
Don't screw with me. It's been a week.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:28 pm
Yeah, well, there's nothing to say. I get him in and out of his jacket. I scratch his back when he squirms. I pretend to escort him to the bathroom. He ignores everyone's existence. It's a pain in the ass. What do you want?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 27th, 2012 8:19 pm
Is he aware of anything?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 27th, 2012 8:38 pm
Dean, he might as well be a statue outside a church.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:07 am
What a jerk. He only talks when he wants me to tell you something.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:14 am
Cry more.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:17 am
Shut up, I don't have to help you.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:23 am
From where I'm standing, yeah you do.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:30 am
Whatever. He said to tell Sam he's sorry.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 30th, 2012 11:21 am
Yeah, well. We know.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:03 pm
He just confessed his eternal, undying love to me. We're going to elope.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:10 pm
Stuff it, Meg. I know what day it is.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:13 pm
Not my fault sexy wings is no fun.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:43 pm
Aren't you glad Lucifer doesn't know human holidays?
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 2:38 pm
Dean?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 2:55 pm
What?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:06 pm
It's me.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:14 pm
Wow, thanks.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:16 pm
Wait, Cas??
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:19 pm
Yes.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:21 pm
Meg, you better not be fucking with me.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:24 pm
She's asleep.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:31 pm
Wanna prove it's not Lucifer, either?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:39 pm
You take your shoes off to crack your toes when you drive. Sometimes you grind your teeth in your sleep.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:41 pm
Well, damn. That's not creepy at all.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:44 pm
Oh. Should it be?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:46 pm
Good, it's you. Sarcasm, though, dude.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:47 pm
By the way, Lucifer could've known those things too. Sam, remember?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:49 pm
Will you pick up if I call?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:52 pm
I think the doctors might get suspicious if they hear me talking.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:54 pm
Oh. Ok.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:55 pm
How are you?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:59 pm
I am alright.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:01 pm
Yeah fucking right.
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:02 pm
Do you want me to come back?
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:03 pm
Do you want us to come
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:04 pm
Need us to kill Meg yet?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:10 pm
I could do so if I needed. However, she is helpful.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:14 pm
Want us to spring you from there?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:16 pm
'Cause we could use some help out here with the Leviathans.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:21 pm
Dean, I can't.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:22 pm
I'm sorry.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:24 pm
It's okay.
Message failed: Send cancelled by user.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:41 pm
I've been considering a method that may perhaps kill Lucifer. It also may protect those around me, in the event I cannot control him.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:58 pm
What method?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:00 pm
Haven't you been doing fine so far?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:31 pm
Cas?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:49 pm
CAS.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:55 pm
If you do something stupid, I swear to
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:27 pm
I've got my phone back, Dean.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:31 pm
What happened?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:45 pm
I don't know. I woke up and he was staring at his favorite wall. He said he was sorry for taking my phone. That's it.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:52 pm
I said don't bullshit me, Meg.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 10:37 am
Bad week.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 11:21 am
Elaborate any fucking time you feel like.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:02 pm
He had some angelic hissy fit out loud with Lucifer. Well, I'm assuming.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:07 pm
This is the first time?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:09 pm
Something like that.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:12 pm
And?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:16 pm
It sounds like he wants his little boyfwend back.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:18 pm
What?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:20 pm
He's been saying your name, dearie.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:22 pm
What do you mean by that?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:25 pm
Can you get to the goddamn point.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:41 pm
Screw you, Meg. I will come with my knife.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:50 pm
Maybe you should.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:53 pm
What the hell?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:01 pm
Fine. I lied. He's been talking out loud for about a week. To you, I think. Or what he thinks is you. He argues with you as if you're there. He'll apologize to me but
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:01 pm
use your name, trying to defend himself. I don't know what's going on in that pretty ass head of his, but he's adamant about it.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:05 pm
And you're just telling me this today
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:07 pm
You giant bitch.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 7:10 pm
I'm on my way.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 11th, 2012 7:24 pm
Like that will help at all.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 11th, 2012 7:26 pm
It'll just make him more confused and psychotic.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 8:21 pm
I'll figure something out.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 8:24 pm
Whatever shit he's spewing to me, I want him to say it to fucking me.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 10:34 pm
I'll be there in two days.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:15 am
Dean, don't come.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:21 am
Stop me, then.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:34 am
Dean, I don't want you to.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:36 am
Cas?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:40 am
Will I need to prove it again?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:49 am
No. That's fine.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:51 am
What's going on?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:53 am
And don't you dare lie to me.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:01 am
I didn't realize I let him in. I'm sorry. I thought it was you.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:05 am
I'm in control now.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:08 am
Do you think I believe that?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:14 am
You were going to do something I wouldn't approve of, and you conjured a fake me to argue to, didn't you?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:14 am
Care to let me in on this discussion we had?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:16 am
That's not a request.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:20 am
Cas, I get it out of you here or when I get there.
8:29 am: Outgoing call to Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
"Hello, Dean."
"Oh, so you are there. Just ignoring me, then."
"You won't like what I have to say."
"Of course I won't. Let's hear it."
"Dean."
"Yeah. Speaking. Good to hear your voice."
"... How do I know this is real?"
"You don't."
"I want to."
"Well, ask me something. Something only I could know the answer to."
"It doesn't work like that. He could skew my own perception of what I want to hear. He could make me think whatever he says is right. He has my memories."
"What, then?"
"I don't know."
"Awesome."
"I can't believe anything, Dean. I have no tether to reality."
"Okay."
"I won't let myself move."
"Well, why don't you tell me- or, hang on."
"What?"
"Get your trenchcoat."
"Why? I can't-"
"Get Meg to get it."
"I- alright."
"Let me know when you have it."
"... Okay."
"Got it?"
"Yes."
"Now, Lucifer can't know this because you don't know this, but there is a twenty dollar bill in the inside left pocket."
"Why?"
"I was hiding it from Sam. Check it."
"..."
"Well?"
"It is here."
"No one would've known that was there but me?"
"... Yes."
"So, there, you know. It's me."
"I suppose."
"Well, good enough. Now, what do I need to know?"
"I stand by what I said earlier."
"And I don't give a rat's fucking ass. Get to it."
"You won't-"
"Just spit it out."
"I... firmly believe the best route to defeat Lucifer is through the death of this vessel and, subsequently, myself as well."
"And that's exactly what I thought you'd say."
"Lucifer is merely a shadow on a soul now I've taken him from Sam. If I destroy the soul he's latched to, he can't survive. I see no other way. Sam didn't have the power I do for Lucifer to take advantage of. Every day I live, I'm putting others in danger."
"Yeah, well, great plan except for one thing. It's bullshit."
"Dean."
"What? You can be such a coward, you know that?"
"There's no other opt-"
"Oh, don't. That's a selfish, dick-headed move in my book."
"Sacrifice?"
"Giving up."
"A bit hypocritical considering your willingness to do the same with Michael."
"And who beat the living daylights of that idea out of my head, huh?"
"If I remember correctly, that wasn't what changed your mind."
"So? You can guarantee I'll fight you right back tooth and nail if you attempt to do the same. The minute I get there. I'll give as good as I got."
"Tell me what other option I have."
"God, this is a familiar conversation with you, isn't it? Why is there always only one fucking choice? And why does this choice have to be suicide?"
"Feel free to suggest some better other way, then. Or do you not remember what happened the last time I tried to fight back?"
"Well, don't make stupid decisions this time. Don't work with devious bastards."
"Like how you don't?"
"Yes."
"Dean, you, of all people, should know sarcasm. Whose phone is this?"
"Dammit, Cas."
"Give me another option."
"Fight him."
"Why? How is that a better choice than destroying him? If I fail-"
"Don't fail, then."
"Dean."
"I don't want you to fucking die, Cas."
"I don'- what?"
"You heard me. Don't put me through that again. I already begged you once not to leave."
"And I let you down."
"Yeah, you did."
"Don't I deserve this, then? Dying?"
"You spineless prick, that's the easy way out. You fucked up. You owe Sam. And me. For the rest of our lives. You're going to stick around, because you owe us that. A long, long time of cleaning up your mess. Beating the Leviathans and the demons and all the other shit we've got to deal with. You're going to get Lucifer under control, and you're going to stay with us, you hear me?"
"I-"
"Cas, I want the day when I forgive you. Don't deny me that. Don't deny me the days we can still have."
"Why?"
"Do I have to come and punch you or not?"
"..."
"Answer me."
"...No, Dean. You won't have to do that. I'll be here."
"Good. I'll see you soon."
8:51 am: Call to Demon Bitch (231-662-2911) ended.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 13th, 2012 11:03 am
Tell him I'm here.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 15th, 2012 10:25 pm
Can I come in yet?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 15th, 2012 10:27 pm
Go away and stop knocking, Meg.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 17th, 2012 12:31 pm
Know when you're going to pop in again?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 17th, 2012 12:45 pm
No. Just do your job. Keep him kicking.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 17th, 2012 12:50 pm
Yeah, yeah. You only told me a hundred times.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:31 pm
Thank you, Dean.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:40 pm
Stop stealing Meg's phone, Cas.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:45 pm
Give my best to Sam.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:51 pm
I'll be back soon.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:54 pm
I know. I'll be here.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:58 pm
Yeah, you better.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 6:01 pm
Dean?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 6:03 pm
I know, Cas.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 20th, 2012 9:26 am
Stop flirting on my phone! >(
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 20th, 2012 10:58 am
What I did I say about the fucking emoticons?
End.
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Notes:
1) This is a bit of a strange precaution, but please do not contact the number used for Meg as it is made up, and I'm not positive if it's in use :| The number for Dean, however, is the one he gives out loud in 7.17 and doesn't work.
2) I hope I didn't get any dates/times/etc. messed up in here. If you notice something off or if you're confused, please let me know. It's probably an error. (I checked so many times I made myself dizzy, so.)
Author: saeng / bromantastic @ tumblr
Rating: PG-13 for language
Spoiler Warning: Up to 7.18
Summary: Dean's correspondence with the demon Meg while Castiel is in her care. Pretty Gen, but it can be interpreted freely.
Author’s Notes: Important- This entire fic is in cell phone format and merely depicts the messages sent between Dean and Meg and no one else.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:05 pm
What are you wearing? xoxo
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:14 pm
Don’t bullshit me, Meg.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:17 pm
Don’t be like that, Dean. If you want me to help you, we’re going to need to be friends.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:20 pm
Or you could stick to your job, update me, and I don’t show up there and tell Cas to get rid of you for good.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:22 pm
Better threats, Dean. He’s practically a vegetable.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:23 pm
There, I’m updating you ;)
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:30 pm
No fucking emoticons.
From: 231-662-2911
Sent: March 12th, 2012 4:32 pm
Wow, smiles bother you?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 12th, 2012 5:10 pm
Nothing? Going to ignore me?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 12th, 2012 7:47 pm
If that’s all you got, we’re done for today.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 14th, 2012 10:10 am
He’s so pathetic when he’s sedated. Doesn’t realize we’re talking to him. Drools! So not as sexy as I remember.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 14th, 2012 11:47 am
Get over it.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 14th, 2012 6:51 pm
Does he talk?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 14th, 2012 7:16 pm
No.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 14th, 2012 7:35 pm
Not to us, at least. He mumbles in other languages.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:21 am
He puked last night. Gross. I hate cleaning angel guts. I thought he didn’t eat.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:40 am
Oh, never mind. They started tube feeding him yesterday. I was wondering when they would start to freak about the no eating thing.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:43 am
Feathery guy didn’t even realize something was in his skin. Jesus.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 6:51 am
Meg it’s fucking 6am
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:19 am
How is he now?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:26 am
Looking like shit. Nothing new.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:31 am
They going to keep feeding him?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 8:38 am
I’ll try to pull the tube when they’re not looking or something.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 16th, 2012 9:49 pm
What a headache.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 16th, 2012 9:57 pm
You get what you sign up for.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:24 pm
He came to. Wants to call Emmanuel's wife and talk to her.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:32 pm
Tell him we talked to her already, if he's still there.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:34 pm
He wants to know what you said.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 17th, 2012 4:40 pm
We did the best we could. We said he remembered who he was and is now in a mental institute. She didn't have the best reaction. Only so much you can do.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 17th, 2012 5:13 pm
The doctors let him call her. I didn't get to hear it. He hasn't said anything since.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 17th, 2012 7:40 pm
Ok.
---
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 20th, 2012 1:40 pm
Nothing?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 20th, 2012 1:58 pm
Like I told you on the phone, not a word.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 20th, 2012 2:18 pm
He stares at the wall like it offends him. He didn't even want a kiss :(
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 20th, 2012 2:40 pm
Ugh.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 12:12 pm
The doctors want to put him in a jacket.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 12:15 pm
What?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 12:37 pm
Why?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:07 pm
Answer me, god dammit.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:49 pm
It's laughable. These doctors don’t realize he could break that jacket in a second. All those divine powers. Good thing our dear boy’s so good at keeping them in check.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:51 pm
I bet Lucifer realizes what a great opportunity that body is. What do you think?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:55 pm
I’m not your chat buddy here. What happened?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 1:58 pm
Attacked himself. Practically scratched his arms off. Blood everywhere.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:05 pm
Is he going to be alright?
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:13 pm
Just do what the doctors want.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:20 pm
Easy for you to say. They think he’s going to kill himself. I don't know what to do.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 2:55 pm
Nothing?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 21st, 2012 4:22 pm
Fine.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 22nd, 2012 1:27 am
I could come back
Message Failed: Send cancelled by user.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:01 pm
Well?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:19 pm
Well, what?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:25 pm
Don't screw with me. It's been a week.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 27th, 2012 5:28 pm
Yeah, well, there's nothing to say. I get him in and out of his jacket. I scratch his back when he squirms. I pretend to escort him to the bathroom. He ignores everyone's existence. It's a pain in the ass. What do you want?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 27th, 2012 8:19 pm
Is he aware of anything?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 27th, 2012 8:38 pm
Dean, he might as well be a statue outside a church.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:07 am
What a jerk. He only talks when he wants me to tell you something.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:14 am
Cry more.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:17 am
Shut up, I don't have to help you.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:23 am
From where I'm standing, yeah you do.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: March 30th, 2012 10:30 am
Whatever. He said to tell Sam he's sorry.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: March 30th, 2012 11:21 am
Yeah, well. We know.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:03 pm
He just confessed his eternal, undying love to me. We're going to elope.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:10 pm
Stuff it, Meg. I know what day it is.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:13 pm
Not my fault sexy wings is no fun.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 1st, 2012 12:43 pm
Aren't you glad Lucifer doesn't know human holidays?
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 2:38 pm
Dean?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 2:55 pm
What?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:06 pm
It's me.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:14 pm
Wow, thanks.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:16 pm
Wait, Cas??
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:19 pm
Yes.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:21 pm
Meg, you better not be fucking with me.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:24 pm
She's asleep.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:31 pm
Wanna prove it's not Lucifer, either?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:39 pm
You take your shoes off to crack your toes when you drive. Sometimes you grind your teeth in your sleep.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:41 pm
Well, damn. That's not creepy at all.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:44 pm
Oh. Should it be?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:46 pm
Good, it's you. Sarcasm, though, dude.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:47 pm
By the way, Lucifer could've known those things too. Sam, remember?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:49 pm
Will you pick up if I call?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:52 pm
I think the doctors might get suspicious if they hear me talking.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:54 pm
Oh. Ok.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:55 pm
How are you?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 3:59 pm
I am alright.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:01 pm
Yeah fucking right.
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:02 pm
Do you want me to come back?
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:03 pm
Do you want us to come
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:04 pm
Need us to kill Meg yet?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:10 pm
I could do so if I needed. However, she is helpful.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:14 pm
Want us to spring you from there?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:16 pm
'Cause we could use some help out here with the Leviathans.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:21 pm
Dean, I can't.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:22 pm
I'm sorry.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:24 pm
It's okay.
Message failed: Send cancelled by user.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:41 pm
I've been considering a method that may perhaps kill Lucifer. It also may protect those around me, in the event I cannot control him.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 4:58 pm
What method?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:00 pm
Haven't you been doing fine so far?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:31 pm
Cas?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:49 pm
CAS.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 5:55 pm
If you do something stupid, I swear to
Message unsent. Saved to drafts.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:27 pm
I've got my phone back, Dean.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:31 pm
What happened?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:45 pm
I don't know. I woke up and he was staring at his favorite wall. He said he was sorry for taking my phone. That's it.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 5th, 2012 7:52 pm
I said don't bullshit me, Meg.
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From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 10:37 am
Bad week.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 11:21 am
Elaborate any fucking time you feel like.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:02 pm
He had some angelic hissy fit out loud with Lucifer. Well, I'm assuming.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:07 pm
This is the first time?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:09 pm
Something like that.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:12 pm
And?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:16 pm
It sounds like he wants his little boyfwend back.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:18 pm
What?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:20 pm
He's been saying your name, dearie.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:22 pm
What do you mean by that?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:25 pm
Can you get to the goddamn point.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:41 pm
Screw you, Meg. I will come with my knife.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:50 pm
Maybe you should.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 12:53 pm
What the hell?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:01 pm
Fine. I lied. He's been talking out loud for about a week. To you, I think. Or what he thinks is you. He argues with you as if you're there. He'll apologize to me but
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:01 pm
use your name, trying to defend himself. I don't know what's going on in that pretty ass head of his, but he's adamant about it.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:05 pm
And you're just telling me this today
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 10th, 2012 1:07 pm
You giant bitch.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 7:10 pm
I'm on my way.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 11th, 2012 7:24 pm
Like that will help at all.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 11th, 2012 7:26 pm
It'll just make him more confused and psychotic.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 8:21 pm
I'll figure something out.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 8:24 pm
Whatever shit he's spewing to me, I want him to say it to fucking me.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 11th, 2012 10:34 pm
I'll be there in two days.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:15 am
Dean, don't come.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:21 am
Stop me, then.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:34 am
Dean, I don't want you to.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:36 am
Cas?
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:40 am
Will I need to prove it again?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:49 am
No. That's fine.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:51 am
What's going on?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 7:53 am
And don't you dare lie to me.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:01 am
I didn't realize I let him in. I'm sorry. I thought it was you.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:05 am
I'm in control now.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:08 am
Do you think I believe that?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:14 am
You were going to do something I wouldn't approve of, and you conjured a fake me to argue to, didn't you?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:14 am
Care to let me in on this discussion we had?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:16 am
That's not a request.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 12th, 2012 8:20 am
Cas, I get it out of you here or when I get there.
8:29 am: Outgoing call to Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
"Hello, Dean."
"Oh, so you are there. Just ignoring me, then."
"You won't like what I have to say."
"Of course I won't. Let's hear it."
"Dean."
"Yeah. Speaking. Good to hear your voice."
"... How do I know this is real?"
"You don't."
"I want to."
"Well, ask me something. Something only I could know the answer to."
"It doesn't work like that. He could skew my own perception of what I want to hear. He could make me think whatever he says is right. He has my memories."
"What, then?"
"I don't know."
"Awesome."
"I can't believe anything, Dean. I have no tether to reality."
"Okay."
"I won't let myself move."
"Well, why don't you tell me- or, hang on."
"What?"
"Get your trenchcoat."
"Why? I can't-"
"Get Meg to get it."
"I- alright."
"Let me know when you have it."
"... Okay."
"Got it?"
"Yes."
"Now, Lucifer can't know this because you don't know this, but there is a twenty dollar bill in the inside left pocket."
"Why?"
"I was hiding it from Sam. Check it."
"..."
"Well?"
"It is here."
"No one would've known that was there but me?"
"... Yes."
"So, there, you know. It's me."
"I suppose."
"Well, good enough. Now, what do I need to know?"
"I stand by what I said earlier."
"And I don't give a rat's fucking ass. Get to it."
"You won't-"
"Just spit it out."
"I... firmly believe the best route to defeat Lucifer is through the death of this vessel and, subsequently, myself as well."
"And that's exactly what I thought you'd say."
"Lucifer is merely a shadow on a soul now I've taken him from Sam. If I destroy the soul he's latched to, he can't survive. I see no other way. Sam didn't have the power I do for Lucifer to take advantage of. Every day I live, I'm putting others in danger."
"Yeah, well, great plan except for one thing. It's bullshit."
"Dean."
"What? You can be such a coward, you know that?"
"There's no other opt-"
"Oh, don't. That's a selfish, dick-headed move in my book."
"Sacrifice?"
"Giving up."
"A bit hypocritical considering your willingness to do the same with Michael."
"And who beat the living daylights of that idea out of my head, huh?"
"If I remember correctly, that wasn't what changed your mind."
"So? You can guarantee I'll fight you right back tooth and nail if you attempt to do the same. The minute I get there. I'll give as good as I got."
"Tell me what other option I have."
"God, this is a familiar conversation with you, isn't it? Why is there always only one fucking choice? And why does this choice have to be suicide?"
"Feel free to suggest some better other way, then. Or do you not remember what happened the last time I tried to fight back?"
"Well, don't make stupid decisions this time. Don't work with devious bastards."
"Like how you don't?"
"Yes."
"Dean, you, of all people, should know sarcasm. Whose phone is this?"
"Dammit, Cas."
"Give me another option."
"Fight him."
"Why? How is that a better choice than destroying him? If I fail-"
"Don't fail, then."
"Dean."
"I don't want you to fucking die, Cas."
"I don'- what?"
"You heard me. Don't put me through that again. I already begged you once not to leave."
"And I let you down."
"Yeah, you did."
"Don't I deserve this, then? Dying?"
"You spineless prick, that's the easy way out. You fucked up. You owe Sam. And me. For the rest of our lives. You're going to stick around, because you owe us that. A long, long time of cleaning up your mess. Beating the Leviathans and the demons and all the other shit we've got to deal with. You're going to get Lucifer under control, and you're going to stay with us, you hear me?"
"I-"
"Cas, I want the day when I forgive you. Don't deny me that. Don't deny me the days we can still have."
"Why?"
"Do I have to come and punch you or not?"
"..."
"Answer me."
"...No, Dean. You won't have to do that. I'll be here."
"Good. I'll see you soon."
8:51 am: Call to Demon Bitch (231-662-2911) ended.
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From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 13th, 2012 11:03 am
Tell him I'm here.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 15th, 2012 10:25 pm
Can I come in yet?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 15th, 2012 10:27 pm
Go away and stop knocking, Meg.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 17th, 2012 12:31 pm
Know when you're going to pop in again?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 17th, 2012 12:45 pm
No. Just do your job. Keep him kicking.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 17th, 2012 12:50 pm
Yeah, yeah. You only told me a hundred times.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:31 pm
Thank you, Dean.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:40 pm
Stop stealing Meg's phone, Cas.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:45 pm
Give my best to Sam.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:51 pm
I'll be back soon.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:54 pm
I know. I'll be here.
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 5:58 pm
Yeah, you better.
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 19th, 2012 6:01 pm
Dean?
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 19th, 2012 6:03 pm
I know, Cas.
---
From: Demon Bitch (231-662-2911)
Sent: April 20th, 2012 9:26 am
Stop flirting on my phone! >(
From: 755-555-0128
Sent: April 20th, 2012 10:58 am
What I did I say about the fucking emoticons?
End.
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Notes:
1) This is a bit of a strange precaution, but please do not contact the number used for Meg as it is made up, and I'm not positive if it's in use :| The number for Dean, however, is the one he gives out loud in 7.17 and doesn't work.
2) I hope I didn't get any dates/times/etc. messed up in here. If you notice something off or if you're confused, please let me know. It's probably an error. (I checked so many times I made myself dizzy, so.)